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nickgusset  Shizzlehurst 27 Nov 07 9.58pm |
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adverts eh? Edited by nickgusset (27 Nov 2007 9:58pm)
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Quote morganistic at 25 Nov 2007 8:10pm
Yellow Pages music Chris Langham sitting in a chair, on the phone Yeh, hello I was interested in your new broadband package, yes, unlimited downloads. Really? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Chris Langham. Hello? CUT Er, yes, it's Langham, Chris Langham. Yeh, up yours too, c*nt. CUT AGAIN £30 a month? Sounds very reasonable. Great. The name's Chris Langham. No I AM NOT A f***ING PAEDOPHILE. Since when have multicorporate internet service providers been so f*cking moral? W*nkers. Cut to woman from BT, big grin on her face Hello, is that Chris Langham? This is BT. We'd like to offer you Broadband Plus. BT? What am I? Desperate? f*** off!
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 02 Dec 07 11.34am |
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The Testicles Card
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| morganistic 11 Dec 07 10.11am |
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Live and Exclusive Only On Sky Box Office Anadin Extra In Association With Pro-Plus And Con Merchant And Ivory Tilsey Productions Sunday starting 4.30am, £14.95 a frame, don't miss Steve Davis v Steve Davis's dad
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 11 Dec 07 10.13am |
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Quote morganistic at 11 Dec 2007 10:11am
Live and Exclusive Only On Sky Box Office Anadin Extra In Association With Pro-Plus And Con Merchant And Ivory Tilsey Productions Sunday starting 4.30am, £14.95 a frame, don't miss Steve Davis v Steve Davis's dad
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| morganistic 11 Dec 07 10.15am |
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ker-ching. certainly braunston. if you want to hear Steve Davis's post-match thoughts, that's another five pound a platitude, of which there'll be plenty
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 11 Dec 07 10.27am |
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i want the whole shebang morg...do you charge for the adverts, as if im being honest, i will probably be having a dump throught those, so dont wanna backsplash out for them. does the contract come with said sexual favours payment, or is that very much in its infancy there?
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| morganistic 11 Dec 07 10.37am |
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Quote braunstoneagle at 11 Dec 2007 10:27am
i want the whole shebang morg...do you charge for the adverts, as if im being honest, i will probably be having a dump throught those, so dont wanna backsplash out for them. does the contract come with said sexual favours payment, or is that very much in its infancy there? Off the record, surprisingly we're having trouble selling advertising for this one. We may just go with a blank screen, or a still of Steve lining up a difficult red. If we go with the still, you can watch that for a special discounted rate of 45 pence a second. We're hoping to introduce blowjobs as a form of payment in the new year. Was supposed to be early December but we're having some teething difficulties (you can have that one for free)
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 11 Dec 07 10.43am |
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Quote morganistic at 11 Dec 2007 10:37am
Quote braunstoneagle at 11 Dec 2007 10:27am
i want the whole shebang morg...do you charge for the adverts, as if im being honest, i will probably be having a dump throught those, so dont wanna backsplash out for them. does the contract come with said sexual favours payment, or is that very much in its infancy there? Off the record, surprisingly we're having trouble selling advertising for this one. We may just go with a blank screen, or a still of Steve lining up a difficult red. If we go with the still, you can watch that for a special discounted rate of 45 pence a second. We're hoping to introduce blowjobs as a form of payment in the new year. Was supposed to be early December but we're having some teething difficulties (you can have that one for free)
im rapidly going of watching this snooker, i may just wait and download you...that'll teach yer. did you manage to secure jim davidson to present the show? as if he is, i dont want the pre-frame witty banter either. sorry to be apain, just you now, its expensice at 45p per second...thats worse value for money than going selhurst!
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| morganistic 11 Dec 07 10.48am |
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'Our promotions suck!' will be a great slogan nice one Edited by morganistic (11 Dec 2007 10:48am)
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 11 Dec 07 1.17pm |
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seeming as fopp are dead n' buried...maybe you could also use the "suck it & see" trial offer, to entice new customers, to blow their hard earnt cash on yer venture.
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 11 Dec 07 3.33pm |
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I can see a whole range of Christmas 'specials'. Noel Edmonds roasting on an open fire, surrounded by street drinkers, who take it in turns to 'explain' to The Spice girls the true meaning of Christmas (as well as Hepatitis and Bukkake). Music from Chas & Dave, live from a swamp in Paraguay.
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