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 the despotic banana  Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 07 Dec 06 4.16pm |
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What's red, 10 inches long, and makes a woman scream?
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Stuk  Top half 07 Dec 06 4.18pm |
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Quote saxoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 4:11pm
Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 4:02pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:56pm
Quote braunstoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 3:41pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm
AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory
Ha ha, it's true though. Niagara is like Blackpool, Niagara-on-the-Lake however is beautiful.
Optimistic as ever |
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(the jokes not AFE's heartbreak!)
| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 4.19pm |
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A man goes up to the ticket office at Waterloo " a fuurrrstt claattthh weeetuurrn to dottinham pleathe" "Have you tried sucking mentholyptus lozenges?" asked the attendant. " Doooo theyyy cuuure dowwnnss syynndwome then?"
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| DeSouza In a cave 07 Dec 06 4.24pm |
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What do you say to a pregnant russian spy?
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| morganistic 07 Dec 06 4.24pm |
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what's the difference between Abi Titmuss and the Boat Race? you can only get a maximum of two cox in the Boat Race
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 4.25pm |
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Similar to Sophie's: Three mothers are in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be. The first one stopped and took a pill. "What was that?" The others asked her. "Oh, it was Vitamin C — I want my baby to be healthy." A few minutes later, another woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked. "Oh, it was iron — I want my baby to be big and strong." They continued knitting. Finally the third woman took a pill. "What was that?" the others asked her. "It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this f***ing sweater!"
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 4.28pm |
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One from the link posted up by braunston.... 2 firefighters were bumming each other in a smoke filled room when the fire chief came in. What are you two up to? He was suffering from smoke inhalation sir! Well why didn't you do mouth to mouth then? We did, but things just moved on Sir.........
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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Kermit8  Hevon 07 Dec 06 4.43pm |
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There was this Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all drinking in a pub. What a fine example of tribal harmony.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 07 Dec 06 4.48pm |
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I almost forgot abour Helen Keller! What did Helen Kellers parents do to punish her? Why does Helen Keller use two hands to masterbate? Why did Helen Kellers guide dog leave home?
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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| LiamC Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 07 Dec 06 5.43pm |
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Quote Superfly at 07 Dec 2006 4:48pm
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| reborn 07 Dec 06 6.36pm |
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hahahahahaha Im going to burn. Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 4:19pm
A man goes up to the ticket office at Waterloo " a fuurrrstt claattthh weeetuurrn to dottinham pleathe" "Have you tried sucking mentholyptus lozenges?" asked the attendant. " Doooo theyyy cuuure dowwnnss syynndwome then?"
My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs |
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jcreedy  07 Dec 06 7.37pm |
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Does this mean he's not coming to the HOL Xmas drinks?
It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. - John Bostock (Nov 2007) |
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