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Wisbech Eagle Truro Cornwall 08 Apr 22 12.06pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Well, I hope you're right that they aren't pushing for continuance but the impression I'm getting is that they are. Yes, the bogeymen are responsible....I'm sorry if that doesn't pass your sniff test. Edited by Stirlingsays (07 Apr 2022 4.08pm) I just hope your own "sniff test" allows you to continue being continent. Wouldn't want any little accidents leaking out of your iPad!
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Stirlingsays 08 Apr 22 12.36pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
I just hope your own "sniff test" allows you to continue being continent. Wouldn't want any little accidents leaking out of your iPad! You won't find me with any Apple products.....though if you have them it would kind of confirm your 'fruitcake' attribution.
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Wisbech Eagle Truro Cornwall 08 Apr 22 4.42pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
You won't find me with any Apple products.....though if you have them it would kind of confirm your 'fruitcake' attribution. Are you deliberately ignoring the puns, or truly not seeing them? Maybe it's your brain that has become incontinent. I don't have an iPad either, although I do have an iPhone and Apple Watch as my wife is a believer, and she gave both to me as gifts. The watch is surprisingly useful.
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cryrst The garden of England 08 Apr 22 5.40pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
Are you deliberately ignoring the puns, or truly not seeing them? Maybe it's your brain that has become incontinent. I don't have an iPad either, although I do have an iPhone and Apple Watch as my wife is a believer, and she gave both to me as gifts. The watch is surprisingly useful. It tells the time ?
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Stirlingsays 08 Apr 22 5.46pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
Are you deliberately ignoring the puns, or truly not seeing them? Maybe it's your brain that has become incontinent. I don't have an iPad either, although I do have an iPhone and Apple Watch as my wife is a believer, and she gave both to me as gifts. The watch is surprisingly useful. I will admit, if I had an interest in incontinence, verbal, mental and physical, you would be someone I'd give significant regard to as an expert in its many forms. I'm happy for you that your wife can afford to buy you Apple products. An increasing percent of people will be happy just to be eating them.
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Wisbech Eagle Truro Cornwall 08 Apr 22 6.34pm | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
It tells the time ? It does a lot more than that. Strangely, only this evening I slipped and fell whilst walking my dog. The watch registered the fall, vibrated on my wrist so I checked a message on it's screen, which asked me to confirm I was OK or if the emergency services were needed. No response from me means they get called anyway, and I am located via GPS. I was fine!
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cryrst The garden of England 08 Apr 22 6.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
It does a lot more than that. Strangely, only this evening I slipped and fell whilst walking my dog. The watch registered the fall, vibrated on my wrist so I checked a message on it's screen, which asked me to confirm I was OK or if the emergency services were needed. No response from me means they get called anyway, and I am located via GPS. I was fine! Goodness me wissie, do be careful.
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BlueJay UK 08 Apr 22 7.02pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
It does a lot more than that. Strangely, only this evening I slipped and fell whilst walking my dog. The watch registered the fall, vibrated on my wrist so I checked a message on it's screen, which asked me to confirm I was OK or if the emergency services were needed. No response from me means they get called anyway, and I am located via GPS. I was fine! Glad you're okay. Do take care, none of us are getting any younger!
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Wisbech Eagle Truro Cornwall 08 Apr 22 8.26pm | |
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Originally posted by cryrst
Goodness me wissie, do be careful. Just the wet ground and a poor choice of footware, which I got an earful from my wife over. She was there with me, so I was in no danger at all. It just though shows the potential value of these gadgets. Thanks though for the kind thoughts. My wife would agree with you over being annoying, but not the tad!
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steeleye20 Croydon 08 Apr 22 8.32pm | |
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Originally posted by Wisbech Eagle
Just the wet ground and a poor choice of footware, which I got an earful from my wife over. She was there with me, so I was in no danger at all. It just though shows the potential value of these gadgets. Thanks though for the kind thoughts. My wife would agree with you over being annoying, but not the tad! It's hard work knocking up statues, so I'm glad you are well.
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Wisbech Eagle Truro Cornwall 08 Apr 22 8.33pm | |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
I will admit, if I had an interest in incontinence, verbal, mental and physical, you would be someone I'd give significant regard to as an expert in its many forms. I'm happy for you that your wife can afford to buy you Apple products. An increasing percent of people will be happy just to be eating them. As I suggested a day or so ago, we must all brace ourselves for tax increases, which I think are inevitable. They will be hugely unpopular, but must be done. Just been to a pub for dinner, the first time in several weeks because of my bout of Covid, and the prices have risen a lot, up at least 25% since my last visit. I accept I will be hit hard, but do I wonder if others are prepared.
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BlueJay UK 08 Apr 22 8.43pm | |
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Now there's a stiff task if ever I've heard one..
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