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 Superfly  The sun always shines in Catford 07 Dec 06 3.51pm |
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Quote A_JsShorts at 07 Dec 2006 3:47pm
Two pregnant ladies are knitting jumpers for their babies. First pregnant lady say's I hope I have a boy, because I'm knitting a blue jumper. Second lady says, Well I hope I have a spastic, because I've just f***ed up the arms
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No - I meant the other one. That one's f*cking sick!
 kellsbells Bude, Cornwall 07 Dec 06 3.51pm |
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Quote A_JsShorts at 07 Dec 2006 3:47pm
Two pregnant ladies are knitting jumpers for their babies. First pregnant lady say's I hope I have a boy, because I'm knitting a blue jumper. Second lady says, Well I hope I have a spastic, because I've just f***ed up the arms.
Edited by A_JsShorts (07 Dec 2006 3:48pm) Hahaha, that used to be my dads favourite joke!! I remember him telling me that one although i havent heard it for years!!
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Its not as bad as i thought it was gonna be!! 
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President Bush phoned Superman on 10/11 and said" Superman why didnt you stop them and save us" Superman replied "Fck off you cnut, I'm in a wheelchair".
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the despotic banana  Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 07 Dec 06 3.53pm |
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Why does it take so long to be served in the Morecambe Chinese take-away? They're waiting for the chef to wash-up!
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 3.55pm |
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What do you do if an epileptic falls into a hot tub? Toss in your laundry.
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| Jonathan West Hampstead 07 Dec 06 3.56pm |
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Quote braunstoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 3:41pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm
AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 3.57pm |
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What is the first thing that a battered woman should do when she leaves The dishes if she's smart
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| morganistic 07 Dec 06 4.02pm |
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Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:56pm
Quote braunstoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 3:41pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm
AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory
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| the despotic banana Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 07 Dec 06 4.03pm |
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Right, brace yourselves: A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Dad, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" "I'm eleven!" Then the boy goes into the kitchen and says to his Uncle, "Hey, Uncle Dave, know how old I am today?" Uncle Dave says, "Come closer..." He unzips the boy's jeans and reaches his arm down into his underwear. He fondles the boy's genitals for a few minutes and then he says, "You're eleven." "How could you tell?" "I heard you tell your father." A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor. The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them." The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his crackers in your neck."
"Hello Cynthia, did you come on the bus?" The second one replies: "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."
A Man Utd scarf. Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper? They're both hunting for dead beaver.
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| Stuk Top half 07 Dec 06 4.09pm |
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What did Guy Richie say to his mate after Madonna's trip to Malawi? That's the last f***ing time I give her some money and tell her to go out and buy a little black number!
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 4.11pm |
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Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 4:02pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:56pm
Quote braunstoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 3:41pm
Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm
AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 4.11pm |
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theres a few on here that im not willing to post up, but if you want to look im sure you will see which 1's they are...even i have a line that i shouldnt cross
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