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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 5.23pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Originally posted by Maine Eagle

May truly couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery.

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Nigel Farage could.

Lets examine that.

Farage would claim ahead of the piss up, that anyone attending the piss up, would be given a lifetime supply of jack daniels, via tap, installed in their front room free of charge, just for attending.

He would claim that anyone not attending his piss up, for reasons of sobriety or scheduling conflicts, or anyone doubting his tails of free whiskey, was peddling lies and fear mongering.

On the night of the piss up, he would claim that actually it wasnt going to go ahead, and concede defeat, twice, when all along he already knew the piss up was going to go ahead. He did this to drive down the price of whiskey, to make a profit, with some crooked pals.

After the boozing stopped, there was a serious 3 year hangover though, and its still going on. We need black coffee.

Meanwhile, did his acolytes get the JD tap in the lounge? Did they f&ck.

 


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Badger11 Flag Beckenham 03 Apr 19 5.40pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Surely all it needs is Sir Christopher Choate to stand up and shout "object" and that will be the end of that

Yeah funny how that doesn't work in this case. (Private Members bill only).

 


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Teddy Eagle Flag 03 Apr 19 5.53pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Maine Eagle

Lets examine that.

Farage would claim ahead of the piss up, that anyone attending the piss up, would be given a lifetime supply of jack daniels, via tap, installed in their front room free of charge, just for attending.

He would claim that anyone not attending his piss up, for reasons of sobriety or scheduling conflicts, or anyone doubting his tails of free whiskey, was peddling lies and fear mongering.

On the night of the piss up, he would claim that actually it wasnt going to go ahead, and concede defeat, twice, when all along he already knew the piss up was going to go ahead. He did this to drive down the price of whiskey, to make a profit, with some crooked pals.

After the boozing stopped, there was a serious 3 year hangover though, and its still going on. We need black coffee.

Meanwhile, did his acolytes get the JD tap in the lounge? Did they f&ck.

Fair enough you go for a session with Jezza. Ethically sourced distilled water with Fair trade organic lime slices served in an artisanal tin mug by a paroled political prisoner in an Albanian themed basement.

 

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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 6.34pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Fair enough you go for a session with Jezza. Ethically sourced distilled water with Fair trade organic lime slices served in an artisanal tin mug by a paroled political prisoner in an Albanian themed basement.

May has gone for a sesh with jezz.

 


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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 6.40pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

So Ford announce that a no deal brexit would make them rethink their UK footprint. Add them to the list.

Why would Ford be an active member of project fear 2.0, and be deliberately scare mongering?

If you worked at a ford plant, how would you now feel about a no deal brexit?

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 03 Apr 19 6.44pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I wonder if this thread will get to 2000.

 


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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 6.47pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

I wonder if this thread will get to 2000.

You know it.

Didnt the thread on one Hennessey, Wayne, get to 50,000,00,000,001?

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 03 Apr 19 6.53pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Maine Eagle

You know it.

Didnt the thread on one Hennessey, Wayne, get to 50,000,00,000,001?

No, that was the number of goals he let in last season.

 


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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 6.57pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

No, that was the number of goals he let in last season.

Waaahaaaayyyy!

Ok lets keep this on one sh&t show disaster, not a different one.

This issue will be talked about for many, many years to come (not wayne, the other one).

 


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cpfc_chap Flag koh samui 03 Apr 19 7.05pm Send a Private Message to cpfc_chap Add cpfc_chap as a friend

Originally posted by Maine Eagle

So Ford announce that a no deal brexit would make them rethink their UK footprint. Add them to the list.

Why would Ford be an active member of project fear 2.0, and be deliberately scare mongering?

If you worked at a ford plant, how would you now feel about a no deal brexit?

Added to the list of could, maybe and prehaps!

 

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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 7.08pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by cpfc_chap

Added to the list of could, maybe and prehaps!

If it was your job on the line, I am sure that would make you feel SO much better.

 


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Maine Eagle Flag USA 03 Apr 19 7.23pm Send a Private Message to Maine Eagle Add Maine Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by cpfc_chap

Added to the list of could, maybe and prehaps!

If it was your job on the line, I am sure that would make you feel SO much better.

 


Trump lost. Badly. Hahahahahahaha.

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