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AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent
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what do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? cash and carry
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whats the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds? Theres twenty of them.
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Quote Kermit8 at 07 Dec 2006 3:39pm
Chollis, you've turned into Bernard Manning. You fat cvnt. What do you get if you dial 999 in Bradford The Bengal Lancers.
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Whats the only part of a cabbage you can't eat? His wheelchair.
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Quote Jonathan at 07 Dec 2006 3:40pm
AFE is going to be heartbroken when he reading this - thing everyone was lamenting his departure. His tragic sentiment has been ruined by some of the foulest jokes I have heard it a while. Excellent whats quite ironic, its the only thread that hes made that somebody other than himself has posted on....after finally achieving his aim, hes not here to bask in his glory
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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what do Pete doherty and richard hammond have in common?
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Two pregnant ladies are knitting jumpers for their babies. First pregnant lady say's I hope I have a boy, because I'm knitting a blue jumper. Second lady says, Well I hope I have a spastic, because I've just f***ed up the arms.
Edited by A_JsShorts (07 Dec 2006 3:48pm)
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that's f*cking sick! this thread should be LOCKED
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what does George Michael and Richard Hammond have in common? They've both got skidmarks on their helmet.
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Played a team of sexual perverts at football last weekend. P*ssed all over them.
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What's the difference between an Indian and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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