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Edited by mileend (31 Jul 2023 10.56pm)

The club will need to film a painfully cringey new signing reveal video first. Probably find a Brazilian steakhouse in South London to do it from first

La la la your mum

Could anything rival the " Meyer of London " rubbish video.

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

I was wondering why he wasn't on the radar of various Southern European teams. It's highly unusual for a young Brazilian to jump straight into English football at the highest level. Given our starting 11 I am curious to see how he will fit in to the midfield without compromising the delicate balance that has been achieved between the players we already have there.

Edited by southnorwoodhill (01 Aug 2023 7.48am)

They should film him ordering a pint of the cheapest available alcoholic beverage in a south London Wetherspoons at 9:30am then sitting at a table with a few betting slips. I’d love that.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

I think with Zaha gone and as you say Olise injured and the multiple reports of them being sold for high sums in future years that this makes sense. Whether it works out we have to wait and see. The recruitment has been good in the last couple of years so we can allow ourselves to have some optimism.

Perhaps the plan is to create so many chances with our exciting and gifted midfielders that any combination of Mateta and / or Edouard will be able to knock in 20 goals.