Fair play, Willo. Your posting demeanour wouldn’t put you at the top of the list for dishing out right handlers.

Noted! Stealing someone’s chips is beyond the pale and those MC Hammer trousers left a lot of room for action.

I have only visited Crowborough town centre a couple of times but only during the day and many years ago.There is a statute of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle at Crowborough Cross.I never viewed Crowborough as somewhere to avoid.I have also attended games at Crowborough FC but that was quite a while back as well.

I believe Crowborough is quite high up and this can be an issue during inclement weather.

Edited by Willo (15 Oct 2019 8.51am)

it's a small world, sounds like things took a turn for the worst in Crowborough after your brother left, be interesting to know if he carried on his footy career in Oz - he might have been quite high in the rankings back then. I once was a 1-2-1 Maths tutor for a very horny care worker in Crowborough (she had an assessor for her HND but needed a maths qual). Pretty girl and very shapely, filled out her work polo top extremely well, said she was having a lesbian affair with a woman from Lincoln but was very flirty with yours truly. She was about 21 and I wasn't - wasn't allowed to teach at home only at the workplace, she would say on occasion that she was 'home alone' - and she was bi at least, should have risked a few 'crammer' lessons, another one slipped though my fingers, still memories of Crowborogh can come in handy if online p*** is unavailable and one needs to bash one out.

That’s tonight’s w@nk lined up

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Thank you Ex Hib.

Will DM you next time I’m feeling horny

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit