If Nuno joins I hope he loses that beard.

We're hiring the guy who is the first ever client of this fella:

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Dougie Freedman must be in charge of transfers.

We're the Arthur over ere!

Who’s your friend? Siri?

But it gives him something to stroke in the dugout; also makes him look like Captain Haddock.

Rumours abound that the sticking point with Everton was that Nuno wanted to bring all of his backroom staff with him comprising his assistant manager Rui Pedro Silva, first-team coaches Ian Cathro and Julio Figueroa, goalkeeper coach Rui Barbosa, fitness coach Antonio Dias and rehab coach Joao Lapa.

If all of that lot are coming to Palace what is going to happen to the incumbents? Surely Parish who preaches the family atmosphere behind the scenes isn't going to sack them all, especially the fitness coach who figures so large in the documentary

Hopefully we get a new broom sweeping through the medical back office. My perception is we are poor at assessing injuries prognosis and hence the Ferguson situation. I guess if you buy cracked jugs they are more likely to leak etc.

Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.