Inside Holloway: Ian Holloway takes an anal battering from the biggest and baddest gayboys.

Bolam for Columbine

A look at startling new evidence which suggests Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold spent the morning watching reruns of Only When I Laugh and Grandpa in My Pocket before embarking on their horrific school massacre.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Gross Sexual á Bewes
Strait-laced Likely Lad star Rodney admits a string of rapes - mostly up the arse - with a Spanish accent.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Fiddler On The Roofie

Bill Cosby returns to the stage with a hilarious new stand up routine. "I PUTT THE PIYYYLLLS IN THE GUURRRRLLS, THEN I PUT THE THAAANNGG IN THE BOOOOPYDOOPPY". You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll probably be asked backstage.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Sicky Michelle

Tonight Vicky phones the Allo Allo set and tells them she's puking and sh*tting through the eye of a needle and won't be coming in - before beckoning in a passing milkman, with equally explosive results.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Livermore Birds

Revelations from the chicks Doug 'partied' with.
It's the real thing.