Celebrity Asylum Seek

Reality TV show where British celebrities (pilot featuring operating Yewtree suspects) travel by boat (via Indonesia) and join genuine asylum seekers on their journey to Papua New Guinea (bypassing Australia of course) in an attempt to gain asylum. If the celebrity wins, by proving that their life would be in danger should they return home, they will get to stay in the glorious surroundings of PNG... If they are not victorious, then they just get their BFH (Boat Fare Home).

(Sponsored by Australian Government Canberra)

Most certainly not European.

Pilates of the Caribbean

Johnny Depp, Keira Knighley and Orlando Bloom don period costume and spend a relaxing hour peforming double leg stretches in Sandals Resort, Montego Bay

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Krokodil Dundee

Paul Hogan goes undercover to investigate the issue of drug abuse in the basement of Moscow tenement blocks.

Edited by Raven (07 Nov 2013 10.09am)

Come Whine With Me

Matchday evenings;
Spend a few hours in the company of selected "Palace Talk" posters, as they produce their own recipes of how to run and manage a successful football club.

Post-match activities include "Pin the Blame" and "Grammar Police"

Alcohol flows freely as the posters produce indisputable 'facts' and statistics with which to garnish their recipe and impress their guests.

Transfer targets and team formation dominate the discussions, in a competition in which there are no winners. Only losers.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (21 Jan 2014 12.53pm)

I disengage, I turn the page.

Reserve Our Dogs

A graphic documentary detailing the savage purge that ensued when, due to a tragic miscommunication at a Pyongyang restaurant, Kim Jong-ill and Kim Jong-un unknowingly ate their own beloved pooches - preserved in rice wine.

We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

Great British Bake-off

Watch as Paul Hollywood tries in vain to put a bun in the oven of every female at hand.
Using every skill , the master-baker constructs lots of porky pies in order to passify his beloved wife, as he gets to work on the jobs at hand.
His Sausage-in-a-Bap goes down a treat with his American co-host.
Unfortunately, everyting blows up in his face at the end, and he is left with egg all over his face.

Will Mary Berry's crusty old fish pie get a dollop of the cheeky scousers 'man mayonaise' ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Mar 2014 12.38pm)

I disengage, I turn the page.