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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 18 Sep 08 5.44pm
Jack White Hair as black as night The Raconteurs are great but that new Bond theme is Shyte "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Jack White
Hair as black as night
The Raconteurs are great
but that new Bond theme is Shyte

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

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HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 7.14pm
Quote eryr at 18 Sep 2008 10:01am Poor Karen Carpenter, she didn't want to die, If only she'd eaten that banoffee pie, Or eaten the top row of pasties at Gregg's, And whooffed down that plate of ham, chips & eggs, She wouldn't be boney, tight skinned and gaunt, She'd look like Katona off to Iceland on a jaunt, She wouldn't have ribs like a bag of spanners, She'd look like that fat bitch Michelle McManus. excellent poetry sir! A+
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Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 7.14pm

Quote eryr at 18 Sep 2008 10:01am

Poor Karen Carpenter, she didn't want to die,
If only she'd eaten that banoffee pie,
Or eaten the top row of pasties at Gregg's,
And whooffed down that plate of ham, chips & eggs,
She wouldn't be boney, tight skinned and gaunt,
She'd look like Katona off to Iceland on a jaunt,
She wouldn't have ribs like a bag of spanners,
She'd look like that fat bitch Michelle McManus.

excellent poetry sir!
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 7.14pm
Quote Uncle Focker at 18 Sep 2008 10:32am Terry Scott and Rolf Harris Me and my bruvver used to listen to you when we were two little boys. We never played "gayly" though, nor did my bruvver lock my granma in the loo. These days we've grown apart, and if he did fall off his horse my bruvver can go fcuk himself as I won't be there to catch him. top notch!
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Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 7.14pm

Quote Uncle Focker at 18 Sep 2008 10:32am

Terry Scott and Rolf Harris
Me and my bruvver used to listen to you when we were two little boys.
We never played "gayly" though, nor did my bruvver lock my granma in the loo.

These days we've grown apart, and if he did fall off his horse my bruvver can go fcuk himself as I won't be there to catch him.

top notch!

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eagleeye The dark side 18 Sep 08 7.16pm
Amy Swinehouse you're just trash, you don't even sound better when I'm on hash. Barry Gibb you sing 'bout being a man in that squeaky feminine voice and in those tight white pants I'm sure you are the poofta's choice. Toya Wilcox in the 80's you really rocked my boat, how many times I fantasized bout jizzing down your throat. Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a st **************************************************************** Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!
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The dark side 18 Sep 08 7.16pm

Amy Swinehouse
you're just trash,
you don't even sound better
when I'm on hash.

Barry Gibb you sing
'bout being a man
in that squeaky feminine voice
and in those tight white pants
I'm sure you are the poofta's choice.

Toya Wilcox in the 80's
you really rocked my boat,
how many times I fantasized
bout jizzing down your throat.

Politicaly incorrect..and I don't give a s**t
******************************************************************

Proud to be an Infidel....Can't wait for the next crusade !!!

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 7.44pm
hopping on EE's Toyah Toyah, Its a mystery, Yes, that was your catchphrase, It certainly was a mystery how you sold any records you talentless lisping c**t As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 7.44pm

hopping on EE's Toyah

Toyah,
Its a mystery,
Yes, that was your catchphrase,
It certainly was a mystery how you sold any records
you talentless lisping c**t

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 7.51pm
Frank Sinatra You did it your way in New York New York Had friends from out the mafia I heard you drank hard and smoked and f***ed And were never ever happier. Now your gone your name is used for a top nite spot The girls are rough the drinks are hot In North End, sunny Croydon As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 7.51pm

Frank Sinatra

You did it your way in New York New York
Had friends from out the mafia
I heard you drank hard and smoked and f***ed
And were never ever happier.

Now your gone your name is used
for a top nite spot
The girls are rough the drinks are hot
In North End, sunny Croydon

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 8.10pm
Ode to Cliff You've been top of the pops With no flops Since the early days of Elizabeth Regina It must be weird To go 50 years without seeing a single v***** As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 18 Sep 08 8.10pm

Ode to Cliff

You've been top of the pops
With no flops
Since the early days of Elizabeth Regina
It must be weird
To go 50 years
without seeing a single v*****

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 8.21pm
Kim, you drove me Wilde In your vid for kids in America but your hits dried up, you disappeared and you became a keen gardener (mind you, i'd still like to tend yer lady garden) Edited by nickgusset (18 Sep 2008 8:29pm)
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Shizzlehurst 18 Sep 08 8.21pm

Kim, you drove me Wilde
In your vid for kids in America
but your hits dried up,
you disappeared
and you became a keen gardener

(mind you, i'd still like to tend yer lady garden)

Edited by nickgusset (18 Sep 2008 8:29pm)

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fubar 18 Sep 08 10.00pm
Art of Noise Electronica for a different class More like tuneless head up arse No matter how I tried to like ya: Drunken cat falls on synthesiser Snoop Dogg Every snoop dogg video The ho's are chillin' and good to go Naked chicks for all to see By the poolside gettin' jiggy But when the cameras do stop rollin' I reckon six gimps fill your ass-hole in Edited by fubar (18 Sep 2008 10:45pm) too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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Art of Noise

Electronica for a different class
More like tuneless head up arse
No matter how I tried to like ya:
Drunken cat falls on synthesiser

Snoop Dogg

Every snoop dogg video
The ho's are chillin' and good to go
Naked chicks for all to see
By the poolside gettin' jiggy
But when the cameras do stop rollin'
I reckon six gimps fill your ass-hole in

Edited by fubar (18 Sep 2008 10:45pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 19 Sep 08 8.25am
Eminem Eminem A white american rapper You've had plenty of hits Your music's s*, And your mum's a trailer trash slapper! ----- Reg Dwight Elton John either one takes it up the bum temper tantrums hissy fits can't be quelled with a pair of tits David Furnish He's your man he's got the face of a beaver but you don't care you never see it you're the giver, he's the receiver Peace "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter:** [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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...too far north of the water. 19 Sep 08 8.25am

Eminem Eminem
A white american rapper
You've had plenty of hits
Your music's s***,
And your mum's a trailer trash slapper!

-----
Reg Dwight
Elton John
either one takes it
up the bum
temper tantrums
hissy fits
can't be quelled
with a pair of tits

David Furnish
He's your man
he's got the face of a beaver
but you don't care
you never see it
you're the giver, he's the receiver

Peace

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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npn Crowborough 19 Sep 08 9.02am
Amy Winehouse Amy Winehouse You do drugs like there's no tomorrow If you keep on, there won't be Then maybe you'll finally be out of the papers After the inevitable increase in interest immediately following your death Pete Docherty "Lyrical genius" is one of the ways you're often described "Most talented of your generation" is another But I prefer "filthy looking drug-addled dirt bag"
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Crowborough 19 Sep 08 9.02am

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse
You do drugs like there's no tomorrow
If you keep on, there won't be
Then maybe you'll finally be out of the papers
After the inevitable increase in interest immediately following your death

Pete Docherty

"Lyrical genius" is one of the ways you're often described
"Most talented of your generation" is another
But I prefer "filthy looking drug-addled dirt bag"

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Uncle Focker 19 Sep 08 11.12am
Don't let this thread ever end.... Make it Gold, but not to please Spandau Ballet or the bloke that sang "Never let her slip away" Gone away
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19 Sep 08 11.12am

Don't let this thread ever end....

Make it Gold, but not to please Spandau Ballet

or the bloke that sang "Never let her slip away"

Gone away

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