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 Pikester  Worthing 07 Dec 06 3.29pm |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 07 Dec 2006 3:27pm
What's blue and f*cks old ladies? Hypothermia
What's Blue and f***s old ladies? Kav in his lucky blue coat.
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 3.29pm |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 07 Dec 2006 3:27pm
What's blue and f*cks old ladies? Hypothermia
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 3.32pm |
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What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs? Nice tits
Have you ever seen the mess snails make?
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| morganistic 07 Dec 06 3.32pm |
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what's white and f*cks blue women? Jimmy Savile
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 07 Dec 06 3.33pm |
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Quote tazzer at 07 Dec 2006 3:22pm
Please come back AFE, no one writes in the HOL betting g spot thread with out you now, i need some more tips on horses even though sometimes they should put your tips in the LTBADT!
Shorts - do it
Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre with Superfly in the chorus |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 3.34pm |
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Quote A_JsShorts at 07 Dec 2006 3:23pm
The time isn't quite right.. I need some more sick ones before I feel confident.
Two doctors were talking and one said, did you tell that pakistani he only had a week to live? Yes Bollox......I wanted to tell him!
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 3.35pm |
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This man pulls up in his Merc beside a little boy. He opens the door, holds out a brown paper bag of sweets and says, "Hey kid, if I give you a sweetie, will you come in my car." To which the kid replies, "Gimme the bag and I'll come in your mouth!"
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 3.36pm |
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What about the Muslim lap dancer....... The crowd chanted....get your face out, get your face out, get your face out for the lads.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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| Pikester Worthing 07 Dec 06 3.37pm |
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How do you stop a German from drowning? Take your foot of his head.
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| braunstoneagle the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 3.38pm |
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What do you call an annexic with a yeast infection?
‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway |
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 3.38pm |
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2 corgis talking at Buckingham Palace........ I'm glad the Queen Mum is dead. Why's that then? We won't get the blame for pissing on the sofas any more.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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Kermit8  Hevon 07 Dec 06 3.39pm |
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Chollis, you've turned into Bernard Manning. You fat cvnt.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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