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becky Flag over the moon 24 Dec 22 4.26pm Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

I have two dozen free range large eggs- will swap for a face-to-face doctor's appointment....

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Stirlingsays Flag 01 Jan 23 12.53am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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kennybrowns leftfoot Flag Reigate 01 Jan 23 6.00am Send a Private Message to kennybrowns leftfoot Add kennybrowns leftfoot as a friend

This made me chuckle!! Seriously though what a ridiculous thing to tweet!!

 


Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind, the race is long. But in the end it's only with yourself!!

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Stirlingsays Flag 07 Jan 23 11.09pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 12 Jan 23 10.19am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Five partners? She's 62! I bet they are nowhere near as hard as some of the sums she use to do.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 17 Jan 23 6.58pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Perhaps not laugh out loud funny but it made me chuckle all the same.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 23 Feb 23 10.01am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

The joke is the bottom image. I don't know how to get rid of the top video but there you go.

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'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 25 Feb 23 1.02pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

I usually like to keep culture war humour away from this thread....or at least not make it the focus. Here I'm going to indulge myself as....if I'd had some false teeth I would have splat them out.

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 28 Feb 23 2.10am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Stirlingsays Flag 25 Mar 23 5.50am Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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footythoughts Flag Beckenham 30 Mar 23 2.28am

'Are we the Baddies?'

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footythoughts Flag Beckenham 30 Mar 23 2.30am

Helicopter rescue of injured hiker in Arizona spins out of control

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A bit of a classic this, unless you're the one in a spin of course.

 

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