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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 14 Aug 15 4.18pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Night Mail (poem)

This is the night mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,
Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner, the girl next door.
Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient's against her, but she's on time.
Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,
Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.
Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from bushes at her blank-faced coaches.
Sheep-dogs cannot turn her course;
They slumber on with paws across.
In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

ALL THROUGH MY LIFE I THOUGHT THIS WAS BETJEMAN BUT IT IS WH AUDEN , LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

 


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iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 18 Aug 15 9.09pm Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

There was a time when buying a ticket from Forest Hill to Norwood Junction would have got you a little piece of card saying:

DARTMOUTH ARMS To JOLLY SAILOR
31/2d

Edited by Red-Blue-Yellow (18 Aug 2015 9.10pm)

 


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Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 14 Aug 2015 4.18pm

Night Mail (poem)

This is the night mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,
Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner, the girl next door.
Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient's against her, but she's on time.
Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,
Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.
Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from bushes at her blank-faced coaches.
Sheep-dogs cannot turn her course;
They slumber on with paws across.
In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

ALL THROUGH MY LIFE I THOUGHT THIS WAS BETJEMAN BUT IT IS WH AUDEN , LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

Benjamin Britten wrote the music. Benj Betj??

 

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Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 19 Aug 15 12.51pm Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

The Slow Train.

Miller's Dale for Tideswell ...
Kirby Muxloe ...
Mow Cop and Scholar Green ...

No more will I go to Blandford Forum and Mortehoe
On the slow train from Midsomer Norton and Mumby Road.
No churns, no porter, no cat on a seat
At Chorlton-cum-Hardy or Chester-le-Street.
We won't be meeting again
On the Slow Train.

I'll travel no more from Littleton Badsey to Openshaw.
At Long Stanton I'll stand well clear of the doors no more.
No whitewashed pebbles, no Up and no Down
From Formby Four Crosses to Dunstable Town.
I won't be going again
On the Slow Train.

On the Main Line and the Goods Siding
The grass grows high
At Dog Dyke, Tumby Woodside
And Trouble House Halt.

The Sleepers sleep at Audley End and Ambergate.
No passenger waits on Chittening platform or Cheslyn Hay.
No one departs, no one arrives
From Selby to Goole, from St Erth to St Ives.
They've all passed out of our lives
On the Slow Train, on the Slow Train.

Cockermouth for Buttermere ... on the Slow Train,
Armley Moor Arram ...
Pye Hill and Somercotes ... on the Slow Train,
Windmill End.

Lyrics: Michael Flanders

Edited by Red-Blue-Yellow (19 Aug 2015 12.52pm)

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 20 Aug 15 7.04am

I'm on a french train right now.

No immigrants on it!

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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 20 Aug 15 2.31pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

I went on the orient express once , Victoria to oxford , we had our own carriage and we sat in proper dining chairs not fixed to the floor .rather pleasant food and drink , mums 80 th birthday , thought I would push the boat out , well train .

 


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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 20 Aug 15 2.32pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 20 Aug 2015 7.04am

I'm on a french train right now.

No immigrants on it!


you want to see swiss trains , some of them are double deckers , totally bonkers

 


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Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 14 Aug 2015 4.18pm

Night Mail (poem)

This is the night mail crossing the Border,
Bringing the cheque and the postal order,
Letters for the rich, letters for the poor,
The shop at the corner, the girl next door.
Pulling up Beattock, a steady climb:
The gradient's against her, but she's on time.
Past cotton-grass and moorland boulder
Shovelling white steam over her shoulder,
Snorting noisily as she passes
Silent miles of wind-bent grasses.
Birds turn their heads as she approaches,
Stare from bushes at her blank-faced coaches.
Sheep-dogs cannot turn her course;
They slumber on with paws across.
In the farm she passes no one wakes,
But a jug in a bedroom gently shakes.

ALL THROUGH MY LIFE I THOUGHT THIS WAS BETJEMAN BUT IT IS WH AUDEN , LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY


Reminds me of the spoof version once in the Viz Profanisaurus:

Guard's Parcel
Pulling up Beattock the guard needs a s***e,
but there's no bog's till Glasgow, much later tonight.
In time-honoured fashion he empties his arsehole
into brown paper to make a guard's parcel.

 


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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 20 Aug 15 2.51pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote richard shaw (og)65 at 20 Aug 2015 2.32pm

Quote nickgusset at 20 Aug 2015 7.04am

I'm on a french train right now.

No immigrants on it!


you want to see swiss trains , some of them are double deckers , totally bonkers


Got a double decker train in the Netherlands from Rotterdam to Amsterdam and that was about twenty years ago! I also got a single decker back the other way, the whole interior was bright orange. My blazed eyes couldn't deal with it.

 

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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 20 Aug 15 4.03pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I ate a double decker on a train once. Just the once, mind.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Dulwichsteve Flag (Another Girl) Another Planet 20 Aug 15 4.36pm Send a Private Message to Dulwichsteve Add Dulwichsteve as a friend

Quote mezzer at 20 Aug 2015 4.03pm

I ate a double decker on a train once. Just the once, mind.


Whilst I have never eaten a double decker on a train, once, when I was a kid, I ate an apple on a French train as my father slept in the window seat.

I sought permission from my mother to throw the apple core out of the window and duly launched it with all my might. Unfortunately and surprisingly the window was closed. The apple core exploded on impact with the remarkably clear and deceptive glass thereby showering my father in apple and pips.

Oh how we laughed....very many years later

 


I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 20 Aug 15 6.09pm Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

some cracking train anecdotes here , keep them rolling in

 


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iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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