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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 3.46pm
There was a young lady called Lunty, Whose prejuduced views were quite cunty, She caused a jihad, Ripped up some hijabs, So they poured acid all over her face and stabbed her with a kukri in what the red tops are calling an honour killing. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 3.46pm

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There was a young lady called Lunty,
Whose prejuduced views were quite cunty,
She caused a jihad,
Ripped up some hijabs,
So they poured acid all over her face and stabbed her with a kukri in what the red tops are calling an honour killing.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 28 Sep 10 3.49pm
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.46pm There was a young lady called Lunty, Whose prejuduced views were quite cunty, She caused a jihad, Ripped up some hijabs, So they poured acid all over her face and stabbed her with a kukri in what the red tops are calling an honour killing. Quality...I now regard the HOL ranks as well and truly closed I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell
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(Another Girl) Another Planet 28 Sep 10 3.49pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.46pm

Quality...I now regard the HOL ranks as well and truly closed

I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 28 Sep 10 3.49pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 28 Sep 2010 3.43pm Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 3.27pm Is it the money FH or the weasly way she went about the whole thing that's the more annoying/disappointing? At the time, it was very definitely about the money. Being self-employed can leave the coffers empty some weeks. As it got dragged-out, it was the whole weasel way she avoided paying. These included.... 1) I'm short of money, I'll pay you at the end of the month when i get paid 2) I don't have a cheque book 3) I can't get to a bank (she works in The City, in the banking sector) If she was a bloke (and there are some that believe this to be so), it could have got sorted in 5 minutes in Sainsburys car park. Didn't she offer Liam out to the aforementioned car park once? I sem to recall he didn't take it up.... Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 28 Sep 10 3.49pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 28 Sep 2010 3.43pm

Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 3.27pm

Is it the money FH or the weasly way she went about the whole thing that's the more annoying/disappointing?

At the time, it was very definitely about the money. Being self-employed can leave the coffers empty some weeks.
As it got dragged-out, it was the whole weasel way she avoided paying. These included....
1) I'm short of money, I'll pay you at the end of the month when i get paid
2) I don't have a cheque book
3) I can't get to a bank (she works in The City, in the banking sector)

If she was a bloke (and there are some that believe this to be so), it could have got sorted in 5 minutes in Sainsburys car park.

Didn't she offer Liam out to the aforementioned car park once? I sem to recall he didn't take it up....

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 28 Sep 10 3.53pm
let this be her epitaph (Not Epi-Taff, because we play Cardiff today) Worth £15 at the time (less now), unused, but a bit tatty round the edges and dry. A bit like her vag_ina V v v v v Edited by Forest Hillbilly (28 Sep 2010 4.08pm) Attachment: kenny lunts ticket 001.jpg (199.85Kb) I disengage, I turn the page.
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let this be her epitaph (Not Epi-Taff, because we play Cardiff today)

Worth £15 at the time (less now), unused, but a bit tatty round the edges and dry. A bit like her vag_ina

V v v v v

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (28 Sep 2010 4.08pm)

Attachment: kenny lunts ticket 001.jpg (199.85Kb)

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 3.55pm
On the HOL there was an old bag, Whose flaps were as loose as a flag, With Dean Gaffney she eloped, He fell into her fallopes, And drowned in her rancid wet vag. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 3.55pm

On the HOL there was an old bag,
Whose flaps were as loose as a flag,
With Dean Gaffney she eloped,
He fell into her fallopes,
And drowned in her rancid wet vag.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Leecpfc Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 3.56pm
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.55pm On the HOL there was an old bag, Whose flaps were as loose as a flag, With Dean Gaffney she eloped, He fell into her fallopes, And drowned in her rancid wet vag. Raised on a diet of broken biscuits
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Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 3.56pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.55pm

On the HOL there was an old bag,
Whose flaps were as loose as a flag,
With Dean Gaffney she eloped,
He fell into her fallopes,
And drowned in her rancid wet vag.

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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Amazing36 Croydon 28 Sep 10 3.58pm
Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.46pm There was a young lady called Lunty, Whose prejuduced views were quite cunty, She caused a jihad, Ripped up some hijabs, So they poured acid all over her face and stabbed her with a kukri in what the red tops are calling an honour killing. The single most funniest post i have ever read....i nearly had a heart attack through laughter then you b'stard!
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Amazing36

Croydon 28 Sep 10 3.58pm

Quote Mongo Like Clunge at 28 Sep 2010 3.46pm

The single most funniest post i have ever read....i nearly had a heart attack through laughter then you b'stard!

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.02pm
There was a female debtor called KL, Whose flange had a very bad smell, She flounced with a parade, With monies unpaid, And now she's probably going to hell. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Mongo Like Clunge

Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.02pm

There was a female debtor called KL,
Whose flange had a very bad smell,
She flounced with a parade,
With monies unpaid,
And now she's probably going to hell.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Eager eagle Rainham Kent 28 Sep 10 4.03pm
There once was a girl called lunty who joined the hol for attention but one day she flounced and the hol pounced coz her qualities were too few to mention Edited by Eager eagle (28 Sep 2010 4.10pm)
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Rainham Kent 28 Sep 10 4.03pm

There once was a girl called lunty
who joined the hol for attention
but one day she flounced
and the hol pounced
coz her qualities were too few to mention

Edited by Eager eagle (28 Sep 2010 4.10pm)

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Leecpfc Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 4.07pm
Kenny Lunt was sometimes called Ken And could be found at the Bridge or the Den She flounced from this site After trying with all her might To shag all the eligible men. Raised on a diet of broken biscuits
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Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 4.07pm

Kenny Lunt was sometimes called Ken
And could be found at the Bridge or the Den
She flounced from this site
After trying with all her might
To shag all the eligible men.

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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Noonan90 Beckenham 28 Sep 10 4.08pm
The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something. Or did i just make that up?
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Beckenham 28 Sep 10 4.08pm

The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something.

Or did i just make that up?

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.10pm
Quote Noonan90 at 28 Sep 2010 4.08pm The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something. Or did i just make that up? No, that was AJ's Shorts. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Mongo Like Clunge

Bumfuck City, Texas 28 Sep 10 4.10pm

Quote Noonan90 at 28 Sep 2010 4.08pm
The only thing i remember about her was a story about her sh*gging a 16 gymnast or something.

Or did i just make that up?

No, that was AJ's Shorts.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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