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morganistic 23 Nov 11 6.51pm
Hit by a Laurie Jeeves & Wooster star Hugh smashes a 13-year-old black kid hard in the face [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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23 Nov 11 6.51pm

Hit by a Laurie
Jeeves & Wooster star Hugh smashes a 13-year-old black kid hard in the face

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 23 Nov 11 6.56pm
It Was Fun While It Blasted Going Live star Phillip Schofield, BBC Nine O'Clock Newsreader Huw Edwards and One Show host Matt Baker talk about the intense pleasure they receive when the first jet of semen spurts straight out of their bell-end before an unforgiving law of diminishing returns kicks in and they're forced to squeeze more and more jizz out for less and less fulfilment [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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23 Nov 11 6.56pm

It Was Fun While It Blasted
Going Live star Phillip Schofield, BBC Nine O'Clock Newsreader Huw Edwards and One Show host Matt Baker talk about the intense pleasure they receive when the first jet of semen spurts straight out of their bell-end before an unforgiving law of diminishing returns kicks in and they're forced to squeeze more and more jizz out for less and less fulfilment

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 25 Nov 11 12.39pm
Quote nickgusset at 03 Nov 2011 12.44pm Apocalypse Now Then Now Then Sir Jimmy jangles his jewellery at the VietCong from his boat on the Mekong Delta... Attachment: now-then.jpg (48.55Kb)
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Shizzlehurst 25 Nov 11 12.39pm

Quote nickgusset at 03 Nov 2011 12.44pm

Apocalypse Now Then Now Then

Sir Jimmy jangles his jewellery at the VietCong from his boat on the Mekong Delta...

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morganistic 06 Dec 11 11.24am
*Wnk Socrates!** Armed with just a white terry towelling sock, members of the public are invited to eke out by hand as much semen as they can from the Brazilian midfield legend as he decomposes in downtown Rio de Janeiro [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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06 Dec 11 11.24am

W*nk Socrates!
Armed with just a white terry towelling sock, members of the public are invited to eke out by hand as much semen as they can from the Brazilian midfield legend as he decomposes in downtown Rio de Janeiro

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 09 Dec 11 2.04pm
I see Morgs Xmas schedules is starting - kicking off this wekend with.. Bi-Polar Express A heartwarming animated tale starring Tom Hanks as the rail conductor taking a group of children who's faith in Santa is in question, on a journey of delight and discovery to see Santa and his elves. Laugh, cry and enwrap yourself in their journey to the North Pole and revel in the childrens violent mood swings as they switch from complete and total euphoria to foetal rocking and crying at the drop of a hat. Edited by The Sash (09 Dec 2011 2.06pm) As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 09 Dec 11 2.04pm

I see Morgs Xmas schedules is starting - kicking off this wekend with..

Bi-Polar Express

A heartwarming animated tale starring Tom Hanks as the rail conductor taking a group of children who's faith in Santa is in question, on a journey of delight and discovery to see Santa and his elves.

Laugh, cry and enwrap yourself in their journey to the North Pole and revel in the childrens violent mood swings as they switch from complete and total euphoria to foetal rocking and crying at the drop of a hat.

Edited by The Sash (09 Dec 2011 2.06pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Dec 11 7.20pm
The Hills Have Eye-pods Big chinned football pundit Jimmy, toothy ex Blue Peter favourite Katy, Boys from the Blackstuffs Bernard and the fetid corpse of saucy funny man Benny all awake on Christman morn to discover they have all brought each other the same present from the Apple Store As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Dec 11 7.20pm

The Hills Have Eye-pods

Big chinned football pundit Jimmy, toothy ex Blue Peter favourite Katy, Boys from the Blackstuffs Bernard and the fetid corpse of saucy funny man Benny all awake on Christman morn to discover they have all brought each other the same present from the Apple Store

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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morganistic 16 Dec 11 5.32pm
Quote The Sash at 15 Dec 2011 7.20pm The Hills Have Eye-pods Big chinned football pundit Jimmy, toothy ex Blue Peter favourite Katy, Boys from the Blackstuffs Bernard and the fetid corpse of saucy funny man Benny all awake on Christman morn to discover they have all brought each other the same present from the Apple Store love it. Bernard Hill's TV Burp The actor reprises his psychotic job-seeking Scouse scruffbag and stands in for Harry to cast a comic eye over the week's TV in the teatime family favourite, before launching into a violent, expletive-ridden rant at David Cameron and George Osborne over the latest unemployment figures. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Dec 11 5.32pm

Quote The Sash at 15 Dec 2011 7.20pm

The Hills Have Eye-pods

love it.

Bernard Hill's TV Burp
The actor reprises his psychotic job-seeking Scouse scruffbag and stands in for Harry to cast a comic eye over the week's TV in the teatime family favourite, before launching into a violent, expletive-ridden rant at David Cameron and George Osborne over the latest unemployment figures.

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 16 Dec 11 5.36pm
Benny Hill's Street Blues Poor old Benny suffered acute depression during the ITV technician's strike in the 80's. Without the as not yet invented internet, Hill had to w*** over poor quality TV Times pen pics of Ena Sharples.
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Shizzlehurst 16 Dec 11 5.36pm

Benny Hill's Street Blues

Poor old Benny suffered acute depression during the ITV technician's strike in the 80's.
Without the as not yet invented internet, Hill had to w*** over poor quality TV Times pen pics of Ena Sharples.

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morganistic 16 Dec 11 5.44pm
A Hill Wind Blows No Good Super-chinned football minimum wage activist Jimmy recalls the time he suffered a flatulence attack during a PFA dinner in 1967 - and sh@t all down his leg, causing tablemate Bobby Moore to spew the contents of his World Cup winning stomach all over the asparagus starters [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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16 Dec 11 5.44pm

A Hill Wind Blows No Good
Super-chinned football minimum wage activist Jimmy recalls the time he suffered a flatulence attack during a PFA dinner in 1967 - and sh@t all down his leg, causing tablemate Bobby Moore to spew the contents of his World Cup winning stomach all over the asparagus starters

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Dec 11 10.31am
Pebble Hill at One Mavis Nicholson and her octigenarian Brumwigian audience stone Chinmesiter Jimmy to death with packets of small round gravel just as soon the clock moves on from 12.59 and 59 seconds. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Dec 11 10.31am

Pebble Hill at One

Mavis Nicholson and her octigenarian Brumwigian audience stone Chinmesiter Jimmy to death with packets of small round gravel just as soon the clock moves on from 12.59 and 59 seconds.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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morganistic 18 Dec 11 1.07am
Kill Hill Yellow-haired assassin Uma Thurman vows vengeance on the super-chinned football expert who impregnated her before killing people at her wedding, climaxing in a bloodbath in the BBC's Shepherds Bush studio before the 1985 European Cup Final between Liverpool and Juventus at Heysel [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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18 Dec 11 1.07am

Kill Hill
Yellow-haired assassin Uma Thurman vows vengeance on the super-chinned football expert who impregnated her before killing people at her wedding, climaxing in a bloodbath in the BBC's Shepherds Bush studio before the 1985 European Cup Final between Liverpool and Juventus at Heysel

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 21 Dec 11 3.47pm
Amir... Bag El Tel Christmas real-life sporting drama sees light-welterweight boxer Amir Khan try to capture Crystal Palace turncoat Terry Venables and tie him up in a hermetically sealed sack. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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21 Dec 11 3.47pm

Amir... Bag El Tel
Christmas real-life sporting drama sees light-welterweight boxer Amir Khan try to capture Crystal Palace turncoat Terry Venables and tie him up in a hermetically sealed sack.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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