Don't Bring Me Down, Bruce

Panel show featuring Fiona, Grobbelaar and Forsythe.
Contestants are slagged off 3 times, then have to guess which of the Bruces was responsible for each beration.

Play Your Cards Riot

A Panel of Hoodies have the chance to go higher or lower than a dozen cartons of Marlboro Lights from Mr. Singh's offie, with the chance of bagging a 50" plasma screen from Currys. Losers get a rubber bullet from Brucie.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

Nip/Fuck

Playboy TV presents the very best of Asian girls with fake breasts. Tonight, Fuki Miasho disgraces her father's honour by having sex with seventeen men and a llama.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Bella goes loo, sees dead

Pete Murphy narrates the little known story of the biy part actress from Benny Hill, Russ Abbot and current kids fave, Bear Behaving Badly, Bella Emburg.

It's not widely known that Emburg sees apparitions of deceased former co stars, Jackie Wright and Henry Mcgee, when she sits on the khazi for a number 2.

Despite being of ample size, Bella is in fact a medium.

Tibia, Fibula & Libya
Below-the-kneejerk reaction on how the momentous events in north Africa could send shockwaves down people's shinbones.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Clitoris Kid

Judith Chalmers resurrects her original role as Susan in the radio play. Now all grown up, Jimmy Clitoris, ever the cheeky scamp, rampages through Susan's lady garden, sampling the fruits as he chooses.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.