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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Jul 11 1.26pm
Quote morganistic at 12 Jul 2011 12.59pm Cock Quirke Orange New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods After 11 years and 390,423 posts in this brilliant thread we may have just found the winner. I want 10% of any prize money for starting a Clockwork Orange thread.... As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Jul 11 1.26pm

Quote morganistic at 12 Jul 2011 12.59pm

Cock Quirke Orange
New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods

After 11 years and 390,423 posts in this brilliant thread we may have just found the winner.

I want 10% of any prize money for starting a Clockwork Orange thread....

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.31pm
Quote serial thriller at 08 Jul 2011 10.36pm Mr Mongolia Irreverent and delightfully crude HOL poster takes the reigns from everyone's favourite 80's children's classic. However, things go wrong when Jim'll Clunge it pulls out an 18 inch vibrator and gimp mask to show to the kiddies. Bless you, sir. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.31pm

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Quote serial thriller at 08 Jul 2011 10.36pm
Mr Mongolia

Irreverent and delightfully crude HOL poster takes the reigns from everyone's favourite 80's children's classic. However, things go wrong when Jim'll Clunge it pulls out an 18 inch vibrator and gimp mask to show to the kiddies.

Bless you, sir.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.32pm
Quote morganistic at 12 Jul 2011 12.59pm Cock Quirke Orange New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods You little genius, you. Top bombing, morg. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.32pm

Quote morganistic at 12 Jul 2011 12.59pm
Cock Quirke Orange
New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods

You little genius, you. Top bombing, morg.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.34pm
Turds Of A Feather Dr. Gillian McKeith examines Pauline Quirke's diet, from inside of her flat's cesspool. Gillian becomes alarmed and overwhelmed when Pauline falls off the wagon and has seventeen sausage rolls and a pie for dinner. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 12 Jul 11 6.34pm

Turds Of A Feather

Dr. Gillian McKeith examines Pauline Quirke's diet, from inside of her flat's cesspool. Gillian becomes alarmed and overwhelmed when Pauline falls off the wagon and has seventeen sausage rolls and a pie for dinner.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 15 Jul 11 4.21pm
Handcock's Half Hour Never before seen footage of Tony Hancock relaxing in a gentlemanly fashion. Tonight, after losing an armful of blood, Tony fails to fully maintain an erection during an episode of Lucille, much to the mirth of Sid James. Tony eventually has the last (annoying) laugh by cumming in his face. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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Bumfuck City, Texas 15 Jul 11 4.21pm

Handcock's Half Hour

Never before seen footage of Tony Hancock relaxing in a gentlemanly fashion. Tonight, after losing an armful of blood, Tony fails to fully maintain an erection during an episode of Lucille, much to the mirth of Sid James. Tony eventually has the last (annoying) laugh by cumming in his face.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Jul 11 8.56pm
Jason Orange Is Not The Only Fruit Documentary revealing the sexual orientations of a boy band and how the name Take That came about.
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Shizzlehurst 15 Jul 11 8.56pm

Jason Orange Is Not The Only Fruit

Documentary revealing the sexual orientations of a boy band and how the name Take That came about.

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Jul 11 8.59pm
My Own Private Ida Ho' Morg pimps Ida Barlow , one of Ken's earliest wives. Attachment: Ida_barlow.JPG (11.41Kb)
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Shizzlehurst 15 Jul 11 8.59pm

My Own Private Ida Ho'

Morg pimps Ida Barlow , one of Ken's earliest wives.

Attachment: Ida_barlow.JPG (11.41Kb)

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 18 Jul 11 12.01pm
New Faeces Wannabee talent contest for s***.
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Shizzlehurst 18 Jul 11 12.01pm

New Faeces

Wannabee talent contest for s***.

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 19 Jul 11 11.00pm
Rupert the Bear Faced Liar allegedly Rerun of Murdoch's testimony about not knowing about hacking.
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Shizzlehurst 19 Jul 11 11.00pm

Rupert the Bear Faced Liar
allegedly
Rerun of Murdoch's testimony about not knowing about hacking.

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 28 Jul 11 10.32am
Danger UXB This weeks episode of the 80's bomb disposal drama series sees the main protagonists dealing with a nutter in the woods banging an unexploded german bomb with an iron pipe to see if it's hollow. "that bloke in the woods looks like a redneck" "yes, I think he's some kind of forest hillbilly"
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Shizzlehurst 28 Jul 11 10.32am

Danger UXB

This weeks episode of the 80's bomb disposal drama series sees the main protagonists dealing with a nutter in the woods banging an unexploded german bomb with an iron pipe to see if it's hollow.

"that bloke in the woods looks like a redneck"
"yes, I think he's some kind of forest hillbilly"

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 29 Jul 11 8.12pm
Quote nickgusset at 19 Jul 2011 11.00pm Rupert the Bear Faced Liar allegedly Rerun of Murdoch's testimony about not knowing about hacking. Topical and very clever. Bravo Sir ! I disengage, I turn the page.
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in a hidey-hole 29 Jul 11 8.12pm

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Quote nickgusset at 19 Jul 2011 11.00pm

Rupert the Bear Faced Liar
allegedly
Rerun of Murdoch's testimony about not knowing about hacking.

Topical and very clever. Bravo Sir !

I disengage, I turn the page.

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morganistic 05 Aug 11 11.59pm
Negus With Attitude Angry Antiques Roadshow legend Arthur's ill-advised foray into gangsta rap, including behind-the-scenes footage of non-incendiary tracks Straight Outta Cotswolds and F*ck Tha 19th-Century Vases [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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05 Aug 11 11.59pm

Negus With Attitude
Angry Antiques Roadshow legend Arthur's ill-advised foray into gangsta rap, including behind-the-scenes footage of non-incendiary tracks Straight Outta Cotswolds and F*ck Tha 19th-Century Vases

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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