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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 28 Jun 11 9.59pm
The Wikipedious Complex Documentary showing the breakdown of a certain Peter Skellern after he finds out that people are taking the piss out of him on his wiki entry and that his momentous moment as co-artist on the greatest album ever made (according to HOL'ers) was in fact due to rigged voting and the fact the pollster couldn't be arsed to trawl through many posts to find out who the real winner was.
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Shizzlehurst 28 Jun 11 9.59pm

The Wikipedious Complex

Documentary showing the breakdown of a certain Peter Skellern after he finds out that people are taking the piss out of him on his wiki entry and that his momentous moment as co-artist on the greatest album ever made (according to HOL'ers) was in fact due to rigged voting and the fact the pollster couldn't be arsed to trawl through many posts to find out who the real winner was.

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morganistic 29 Jun 11 1.12pm
Quote nickgusset at 28 Jun 2011 9.59pm The Wikipedious Complex Documentary showing the breakdown of a certain Peter Skellern after he finds out that people are taking the piss out of him on his wiki entry and that his momentous moment as co-artist on the greatest album ever made (according to HOL'ers) was in fact due to rigged voting and the fact the pollster couldn't be arsed to trawl through many posts to find out who the real winner was. To be fair to Skellern and Stilgoe, they still haven't taken it off! Children in Needipus Complex Terry Wogan and Gabby Roslin host the bi-annual charitython which features the tearjerking case of Stanislus Jezzamiah, 13, who was tragically orphaned after fatally bludgeoning his dad with a cricket bat before raping his mother to death, and who would like money for cigarettes and heroin in his secure psychiatric unit [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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29 Jun 11 1.12pm

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The Wikipedious Complex

To be fair to Skellern and Stilgoe, they still haven't taken it off!

Children in Needipus Complex
Terry Wogan and Gabby Roslin host the bi-annual charitython which features the tearjerking case of Stanislus Jezzamiah, 13, who was tragically orphaned after fatally bludgeoning his dad with a cricket bat before raping his mother to death, and who would like money for cigarettes and heroin in his secure psychiatric unit

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Jul 11 9.19pm
Quote nickgusset at 30 Jun 2008 8.20pm Tour De Frances De La Tour Using the same nano technology as JTTCOEK,we fit kamaras to very very tiny cyclists. This years tour starts off with a thrilling time trial prologue from the left nostril to the ear via the left eyeball. Later stages include the treacherous bladder to lady garden (affectionately known by veteran tourers as le rising damp) My favourite ever post by myself- blimey was it really 3 years ago?
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Shizzlehurst 01 Jul 11 9.19pm

Quote nickgusset at 30 Jun 2008 8.20pm

Tour De Frances De La Tour

Using the same nano technology as JTTCOEK,we fit kamaras to very very tiny cyclists. This years tour starts off with a thrilling time trial prologue from the left nostril to the ear via the left eyeball.

Later stages include the treacherous bladder to lady garden (affectionately known by veteran tourers as le rising damp)

My favourite ever post by myself- blimey was it really 3 years ago?

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morganistic 02 Jul 11 11.09am
Quote nickgusset at 01 Jul 2011 9.19pm Quote nickgusset at 30 Jun 2008 8.20pm Tour De Frances De La Tour Using the same nano technology as JTTCOEK,we fit kamaras to very very tiny cyclists. This years tour starts off with a thrilling time trial prologue from the left nostril to the ear via the left eyeball. Later stages include the treacherous bladder to lady garden (affectionately known by veteran tourers as le rising damp) My favourite ever post by myself- blimey was it really 3 years ago? Absolutely brilliant. Some things are definitely worth recycling Lance Armstrong & Miller The legendary multiple Tour-winner replaces Pimms' star Alexander and teams up with intellectual funnyman Ben for a new series of quickfire comedy and surreptitious steroid-taking. Edited by morganistic (02 Jul 2011 11.09am) [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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Quote nickgusset at 30 Jun 2008 8.20pm

Tour De Frances De La Tour

Later stages include the treacherous bladder to lady garden (affectionately known by veteran tourers as le rising damp)

My favourite ever post by myself- blimey was it really 3 years ago?

Absolutely brilliant. Some things are definitely worth recycling

Lance Armstrong & Miller
The legendary multiple Tour-winner replaces Pimms' star Alexander and teams up with intellectual funnyman Ben for a new series of quickfire comedy and surreptitious steroid-taking.

Edited by morganistic (02 Jul 2011 11.09am)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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morganistic 03 Jul 11 12.29pm
Touching the 'Roid Extraordinary story of how legendary multiple Tour-winner Lance Armstrong reached around halfway up the Col du Galibier and courageously popped his haemorrhoids back inside his rectum before bravely swallowing yet another masking agent to hide his rampant steroid consumption [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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03 Jul 11 12.29pm

Touching the 'Roid
Extraordinary story of how legendary multiple Tour-winner Lance Armstrong reached around halfway up the Col du Galibier and courageously popped his haemorrhoids back inside his rectum before bravely swallowing yet another masking agent to hide his rampant steroid consumption

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 03 Jul 11 7.53pm
Wagner's Ring Cycle Sh1te talent(less) show stars rectum is ridden around the streets of Bezier.
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Shizzlehurst 03 Jul 11 7.53pm

Wagner's Ring Cycle

Sh1te talent(less) show stars rectum is ridden around the streets of Bezier.

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Raven South Croydon 07 Jul 11 8.28pm
Pride and prejudiced Mr D'arcy is banished from Netherfield following an inflammatory and racially hateful after-dinner speech at the Regency Ball. Edited by Raven (07 Jul 2011 8.28pm)
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South Croydon 07 Jul 11 8.28pm

Pride and prejudiced

Mr D'arcy is banished from Netherfield following an inflammatory and racially hateful after-dinner speech at the Regency Ball.

Edited by Raven (07 Jul 2011 8.28pm)

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 07 Jul 11 10.32pm
News International Velvet Murdoch rides his horse out of town (hopefully)
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Shizzlehurst 07 Jul 11 10.32pm

News International Velvet

Murdoch rides his horse out of town
(hopefully)

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serial thriller The Promised Land 08 Jul 11 10.36pm
Mr Mongolia Irreverent and delightfully crude HOL poster takes the reigns from everyone's favourite 80's children's classic. However, things go wrong when Jim'll Clunge it pulls out an 18 inch vibrator and gimp mask to show to the kiddies. If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4
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The Promised Land 08 Jul 11 10.36pm

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Mr Mongolia

Irreverent and delightfully crude HOL poster takes the reigns from everyone's favourite 80's children's classic. However, things go wrong when Jim'll Clunge it pulls out an 18 inch vibrator and gimp mask to show to the kiddies.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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serial thriller The Promised Land 08 Jul 11 10.40pm
Wade in the water News international's ginger bint hits your screens for a weekly show, in which members of the public choose gruelling and pernicious ways of excecution for her. This week's episode features Jo-Quai Haan, a Tibetan monk, whose preferable excecution technique for Rebekkah is drowning. If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4
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The Promised Land 08 Jul 11 10.40pm

Wade in the water

News international's ginger bint hits your screens for a weekly show, in which members of the public choose gruelling and pernicious ways of excecution for her.

This week's episode features Jo-Quai Haan, a Tibetan monk, whose preferable excecution technique for Rebekkah is drowning.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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morganistic 12 Jul 11 12.59pm
Cock Quirke Orange New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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12 Jul 11 12.59pm

Cock Quirke Orange
New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Johnny Eagles berlin 12 Jul 11 1.01pm
Quote morganistic at 12 Jul 2011 12.59pm Cock Quirke Orange New futuristic game show sees emaciated Birds of a Feather star Pauline's eyelids clamped wide open while she is forcefed men's erections and citrus fruit segments so she can raise cash for controversial and dangerous rehabilitation methods Even by your very high standards, that is genius. It took me about a minute to calm down from laughing to hit the "quote" button, and I'm still giggling now. Simply brilliant. ...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...
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