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Lucy South East London 07 Jul 05 10.10pm | |
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Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am
Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time
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kav The Helicopter View 08 Jul 05 11.24am | |
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Pete,we`ve flown her all the way over from Sarf London to be with you tonight.Remember LUCY! Quote Lucy at 07 Jul 2005 10:10pm
Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am
Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time
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Lucy South East London 10 Jul 05 11.36pm | |
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Think Mark would agree?!
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Bedge Croydon 10 Jul 05 11.38pm | |
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Somehow i dont think i will let that happen. Quote kav at 08 Jul 2005 11:24am
Pete,we`ve flown her all the way over from Sarf London to be with you tonight.Remember LUCY! Quote Lucy at 07 Jul 2005 10:10pm
Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am
Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time
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Clarky Jeonju, Korea 23 Aug 05 11.38am | |
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its going back a while but the school drama studio or the local county bowling green, oh and the BJ down the A10 was fun until some builders in a transit drove past and saw what was happening!! Also, this thread reminds me of a girl i know at uni - we had this conversation whilst she was at the bar, she came back with her round and i said where's the weirdist palce you've had sex? her classic classic reply in front of about 7/8 of us? "oh, in the arse!!!"
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Mystery Man Willingdon 23 Aug 05 11.51am | |
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Has to be the centre circle of the pitch where I play footie. And no there wasn't a game going on. Also toilet on a plane to Portugal, toilet on a train to London Bridge, caught by Police in a car in a layby on A21. On the bar of my then girlfriend's bar in Spain just after closing.
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iaiaiain dowie 18 Jan 06 5.23pm | |
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oops Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:24pm)
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iaiaiain dowie 18 Jan 06 5.24pm | |
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Quote Sexyeagle21 at 25 Jan 2005 8:38am
Quote shaness at 17 Jan 2005 12:47am
Does he prefer to use a wood or an iron? Wood all the way baby Stumbled upon this today and felt i had to add to the golf related sex puns since weirdly i've been in a golf sex pun contest before: 1, How were your balls when you were coming down the back holes? 2. Were you swinging any balls in round the back? 3. Did she like a bit of rough? and by far the greatest for its impossibly nonsensical metaphor: 4. Did you go in any bunkers? If anyone has the imagination to work out what the last one means please let me know. Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:25pm)
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Gunther Round the corner 19 Jan 06 9.18pm | |
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Quote iaiaiain dowie at 18 Jan 2006 5:24pm
Quote Sexyeagle21 at 25 Jan 2005 8:38am
Quote shaness at 17 Jan 2005 12:47am
Does he prefer to use a wood or an iron? Wood all the way baby Stumbled upon this today and felt i had to add to the golf related sex puns since weirdly i've been in a golf sex pun contest before: 1, How were your balls when you were coming down the back holes? 2. Were you swinging any balls in round the back? 3. Did she like a bit of rough? and by far the greatest for its impossibly nonsensical metaphor: 4. Did you go in any bunkers? If anyone has the imagination to work out what the last one means please let me know. Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:25pm)
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simonjordansfaketan Croydonia 19 Jan 06 9.28pm | |
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Not sure if it's classed as wackiest but I once shagged my Managing Directors Daughter in his office at work.
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holmesdaler3s46 20 Jan 06 2.22pm | |
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National Express coach on the way to Birmingham? Just met her like an hour or two before i got on the coach. nicest trip to tramp town i have ever had
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MissHolmesforever Wishing you were somehow here agai... 23 Jan 06 11.16am | |
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This is a very random thread.........
"Sociology shows us how little we actually know about life"-Michael Haralambos "Where words fail, music speaks." |
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