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Lucy Flag South East London 07 Jul 05 10.10pm

Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am

Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time


Haha ditto Shirley Hills in a Renault.

 


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kav Flag The Helicopter View 08 Jul 05 11.24am Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Pete,we`ve flown her all the way over from Sarf London to be with you tonight.Remember LUCY!

Quote Lucy at 07 Jul 2005 10:10pm

Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am

Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time


Haha ditto Shirley Hills in a Renault.


 


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Lucy Flag South East London 10 Jul 05 11.36pm

Think Mark would agree?!

 


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Bedge Flag Croydon 10 Jul 05 11.38pm Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Somehow i dont think i will let that happen.

Quote kav at 08 Jul 2005 11:24am

Pete,we`ve flown her all the way over from Sarf London to be with you tonight.Remember LUCY!

Quote Lucy at 07 Jul 2005 10:10pm

Quote Jannali_Pete at 10 May 2005 8:48am

Shirley Hills in one of those minature Renaults with tubular seats, knocked the accelerator pedal off. Unbelieveable awkward, not attempted a 2nd time


Haha ditto Shirley Hills in a Renault.



 


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Clarky Flag Jeonju, Korea 23 Aug 05 11.38am Send a Private Message to Clarky Add Clarky as a friend

its going back a while but the school drama studio or the local county bowling green, oh and the BJ down the A10 was fun until some builders in a transit drove past and saw what was happening!!

Also, this thread reminds me of a girl i know at uni - we had this conversation whilst she was at the bar, she came back with her round and i said where's the weirdist palce you've had sex?

her classic classic reply in front of about 7/8 of us?

"oh, in the arse!!!"

 



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Mystery Man Flag Willingdon 23 Aug 05 11.51am Send a Private Message to Mystery Man Add Mystery Man as a friend

Has to be the centre circle of the pitch where I play footie. And no there wasn't a game going on. Also toilet on a plane to Portugal, toilet on a train to London Bridge, caught by Police in a car in a layby on A21.

On the bar of my then girlfriend's bar in Spain just after closing.

 


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iaiaiain dowie Flag 18 Jan 06 5.23pm

oops

Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:24pm)

 

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iaiaiain dowie Flag 18 Jan 06 5.24pm

Quote Sexyeagle21 at 25 Jan 2005 8:38am

Quote shaness at 17 Jan 2005 12:47am

Does he prefer to use a wood or an iron?

Wood all the way baby


Stumbled upon this today and felt i had to add to the golf related sex puns since weirdly i've been in a golf sex pun contest before:

1, How were your balls when you were coming down the back holes?

2. Were you swinging any balls in round the back?

3. Did she like a bit of rough?

and by far the greatest for its impossibly nonsensical metaphor:

4. Did you go in any bunkers?

If anyone has the imagination to work out what the last one means please let me know.

Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:25pm)

 

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Gunther Flag Round the corner 19 Jan 06 9.18pm Send a Private Message to Gunther Add Gunther as a friend

Quote iaiaiain dowie at 18 Jan 2006 5:24pm

Quote Sexyeagle21 at 25 Jan 2005 8:38am

Quote shaness at 17 Jan 2005 12:47am

Does he prefer to use a wood or an iron?

Wood all the way baby


Stumbled upon this today and felt i had to add to the golf related sex puns since weirdly i've been in a golf sex pun contest before:

1, How were your balls when you were coming down the back holes?

2. Were you swinging any balls in round the back?

3. Did she like a bit of rough?

and by far the greatest for its impossibly nonsensical metaphor:

4. Did you go in any bunkers?

If anyone has the imagination to work out what the last one means please let me know.

Edited by iaiaiain dowie (18 Jan 2006 5:25pm)


Did you play every hole in the course or just get stuck in the first?

 

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simonjordansfaketan Flag Croydonia 19 Jan 06 9.28pm

Not sure if it's classed as wackiest but I once shagged my Managing Directors Daughter in his office at work.

 

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holmesdaler3s46 Flag 20 Jan 06 2.22pm Send a Private Message to holmesdaler3s46 Add holmesdaler3s46 as a friend

National Express coach on the way to Birmingham? Just met her like an hour or two before i got on the coach. nicest trip to tramp town i have ever had

 


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MissHolmesforever Flag Wishing you were somehow here agai... 23 Jan 06 11.16am

This is a very random thread.........

 


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