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 The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Oct 07 4.12pm |
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The Weakest Chink Controversial but highly entertaining show where newly discovered immigrants from the far east are taken from their hiding places in fruit lorries and made to fight to the death in a Dover car park for a working visa. Hosted by Jim 'Chalky' Davidson and Garry 'Nasty Nazi b******' Bushell. It aint 'arf hot mum Edited by The Sash (01 Oct 2007 4:12pm)
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SpikeyMatt  Fishing for condiments 01 Oct 07 5.33pm |
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Faulty Showers Various Page 3 stunners are locked overnight, naked, in B&Q to test and review various showers by putting them in various orifices. One shower will be the winner, but which one? It's been signed up for a 6 episode trial on Channel 5.
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Justin Bieber: the singing amoeba |
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mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 01 Oct 07 6.09pm |
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The Weakest Sink Ever wondered what happens to all the dirty pots, pans and cutlery from Saturday Kitchen, Nigella Lawson and Ready Steady Cook? Here's the game show for you. Contestants are asked to pile as much washing up in their sink as they can. Run out of dirty dishes? No worries. Simply continue to pile anything that you can find on top of the crusty cutlery (maybe a dwarf from the studio audience or stray cat - it's up to you)until your sink collapses. The first sink to collapse is, quite sinkly, the winner. Washing up, but with hilarious consequences.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Kermit8  Hevon 01 Oct 07 6.32pm |
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The Boys from the Brown Stuff A poignant tale of unemployment and anger amongst the gay community.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Oct 07 7.22pm |
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Homos under the Hammer
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Oct 07 7.30pm |
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Top off the Poppers Watch as Morg et al's Sphincters loosen as we take off the lids of a 1000 bottles of amyl nitrate in a lift.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 01 Oct 07 7.33pm |
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Changing Shrooms Michael barrymore presents this (vince)hilairious take on russian roulette. Edited by nickgusset (01 Oct 2007 7:33pm)
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| kinky1960 Hampshire 02 Oct 07 2.31am |
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C*ntdown Contestants have to add up the ammount of items stuffed into Carol Voderman
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| kav The Helicopter View 02 Oct 07 10.10am |
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IT`S A KNOCKOUT We gather together all the Z list "celebrities" and,well,generally just bash `em to pieces with Timmy Mallett. N.B.Kids,Timmy Mallett may well get hurt in the process.
Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts |
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| morganistic 02 Oct 07 11.02am |
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Quote kav at 01 Oct 2007 4:04pm
"LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE" It`s October 1st,it`s raining,it`s friggin` cold (it is here, NW9) and Morg`s drunk the last bit of light `n` sparkling,Autumnal Liebfraunmilch.Every last friggin` drop. Followed by... "AGATHA CHRISTIE`S WHODUNNIT?" Morg`s unfortunately found dead.With an empty bottle of cheap plonk by his dribbling mouth.No one owns up and all are allowed to go home.
"MORG IN THE MORTUARY" Laughs aplenty in this new comedy in which Morganistic comes back to life(yes,that`s right)and hides from his embalmers.Stay with it.
i've been asked to point out by the Milton Keynes Cereal Bowl that Ross Kemp was due to appear in Bran Flakes: The Musical. Not the Fruit & Fibre version as published. apologies for any inconvenience caused.
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 08 Oct 07 12.16pm |
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Ice Cold in Alex
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| chollis Dingly Dell 08 Oct 07 12.46pm |
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MARBLES UP THEIR ARSEHOLES Like Stars In Their Eyes, but more fun. (Just popped into Hol for old times sake, and wish you all well lads...)
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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