I'm actually getting a bit anxious about this.

Normally I ignore transfer speculation.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Proven at the highest level, fantastic long range passer with a great turn and go. Tackles well, gets stuck in. Great replacement for Canary and a definite improvement on the team.

If Zaha is on fire and Benteke is playing well, this guy knows how to supply. COYP !!!

Don't be anxious, I hear Meyer likes the right wing

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

Let's not be turning this into another 'Stirling' thread.

In all seriousness....this signing would be a coup.

A real footballing Coup d'état.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

I wonder what the deal is here regarding compensation. I read they are expecting some so I guess we must have figured this on to the calculations

High-quality player. Can sometimes be a bit inconsistent, but he is pure tekkers when he is on form. Lovely player to watch.

And a clever bit of business. Raiding Schalke (who are a Champions League outfit!) because they are incompetent when it comes to commanding fees for their players (they lost Goretzka on a free too).

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...