No don't give up, "he's still on holiday"..."he's waiting for his annual bonus"..."it's dependent on Liverpool signing ???"..."it'll be Monday or Tuesday next week"..."it's all down to who blinks first"...no, you're right, let's just f***ing move on.

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

You haven't heard that.

Edited by Southampton_Eagle (21 Jul 2016 8.00pm)

Talk Sport doesn't count.

The plan was that we sell Gayle to Newcastle, Newcastle sell Mitrovic to Stoke, Stoke sell Arnautovic to Everton, Everton sell Lukaku to Liverpool and Liverpool sell Benteke to us, jeeeeeeez don't you guys know anythiiiing? Just sit back and wait for the master plan to come in to effect.
There's a much longer, more convoluted one involving Campbell leaving and Higuain arriving but I'll save my typing fingers for now.

So if they beat Brighton the other day then in the world of media you wouldn't have 'heard' you'd have seen it online like the rest of us.

Why buy the real mcoy when you can sign Benteke for under a million. THe man in question Jonathan Benteke also a striker?

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!