Wattoo Wattooloo Road

A space bird what makes high pitched squeaky tones takes over the school.
(which in all honesty, would make it more realistic)

An Inspectors' Balls

Crude televisual adaptation of JB Priestley's classic play.

Enjoying an evening dinner, the Birlings are rudely interrupted by a mysterious man, who strides in to the room with a ginormous erect c'ck flapping around in the wind. Each character then takes it in turns to perform devious oral sexual activities on the man, as he mutters Socialist and Ethical values.

Mr Birling seems very up tight and cautious about swallowing, while the youngsters Sheila and Eric gobble up the Inspectors ejaculations, Sheila showing particularly skillful tongue actions. Mrs Birling is at first cautious, but by the climax is completely swayed by the Inspectors convincing tones, and gobbles up everything he throws at her.

Edited by serial thriller (17 Feb 2011 7.22pm)

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

Burka Bukake
A collaboration between Japanese and Saudi TV brings forth this jizz fest where the aim of the game is to aim on the game and presumably stunning female target without soiling her traditional garments.

Edited by Dulwichsteve (18 Feb 2011 3.35pm)

I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

Gash in the Attic

A tour of Cuckings roof space and as well as an intruiging look at the usual objet d'art it includes a a revealing look at the corpses of his army of decomposing hookers all plucked from the streets of Suffolk

Edited by The Sash (19 Feb 2011 1.58pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Belittle Brittan

Baron Brittan of Spennithorne is forced to endure cheap jibes in front of a live studio audience.
This week, a small worm is held up next to Leon's tiny cock for comparison.

Dial Emma for Merde

Following ex spice girl Emma Bunton's new venture
A French sh1t delivery service.