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Wednesday's Child Is Full Of Snow
Having got a taste for being sexually exploited everyone's favourite woman born midweek lies back and lets a politically, and sexually active John Snow intrude upon her female parts.

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I'm worried now, cause my 8 year old self understood it perfectly.

Did you watch the french or english version?

Watch The Pennies And The Pounds Will Look After Themselves
In an extraordinary social experiment, former GMTV newsreader Penny Smith and Rod Stewart's giraffe-like lover Penny Lancaster are placed under round-the-clock surveillance while all frontline services are withdrawn from Labour MP Stephen Pound and his immediate family. Tonight, Penny Smith opens a seventh bottle of wine with her meal, Penny Lancaster smells another woman's perfume on Rod's inflamed bellend, and a burning rag is shoved through Stephen Pound's letterbox

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Why Do Turds Suddenly Appear?
Karen Carpenter talks frankly and disarmingly about sh*tting the bed before her untimely death

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Cheggers Roasting On An Open Fire

A Christmas Special by Fireplace TV sees Keith Chegwin brutally murdered and burned beyond recognition.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.