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kav The Helicopter View 01 Oct 07 2.41pm | |
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THE IRANIAN EMBASSY SIEGE Morg `n` his mates,coming home from another pub-crawl,upon hearing abit of cuffufle,decide to joina local party and nick some duty free light fags from some geezers in a rather nice London building. Suffice to say,noise pollution were called out that night.The Iranians were not happy to awake minus their cheap fags.
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 01 Oct 07 2.45pm | |
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Michael Palin's The New Europe The ex-Python wanders around England encouraging latent racsists to bang on about all the 'bloody immigrants' from Kososvo, Turkey, etc. and how they're ruining the country. Sponsored by 'The Daily Mail'
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Oct 07 2.59pm | |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 01 Oct 2007 2:45pm
Michael Palin's The New Europe The ex-Python wanders around England encouraging latent racsists to bang on about all the 'bloody immigrants' from Kososvo, Turkey, etc. and how they're ruining the country. Sponsored by 'The Daily Mail' Pole to Pole Sponsored by The Daily Mail Ideal Home Exhibition.
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Jim'll Fist It For U 01 Oct 07 3.11pm | |
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Charlie Brooker's Arsewipe The vicious TV critic pores over wiping techniques from an alternative point of view, as well as puncturing some of the crustiest undercrackers in the land.
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 01 Oct 07 3.16pm | |
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To Me, to You The Chuckle Brothers spitroast anyone soooo desperate to be on telly they'll submit to any degredation. Edited by Jake d'Eagle (01 Oct 2007 3:16pm)
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morganistic 01 Oct 07 3.18pm | |
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Quote kav at 01 Oct 2007 2:41pm
THE IRANIAN EMBASSY SIEGE Morg `n` his mates,coming home from another pub-crawl,upon hearing abit of cuffufle,decide to joina local party and nick some duty free light fags from some geezers in a rather nice London building. Suffice to say,noise pollution were called out that night.The Iranians were not happy to awake minus their cheap fags. followed by Bennies From Heaven
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 01 Oct 07 3.21pm | |
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Joey Barton - Special Agent In an updated version of the 1950's thrillers, 'lovable' footballer Joey gets out of tight scrapes using only his native Scouse wit, and a lump hammer.
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kinky1960 Hampshire 01 Oct 07 3.25pm | |
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One tit in the gravy Sit com like One foot in the grave but starring Linda Bellingham repriving her role as the Oxo mum when she was very much an MILF.
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Oct 07 3.37pm | |
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Supermarket Sweep Edited by The Sash (01 Oct 2007 3:42pm)
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Oct 07 3.57pm | |
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The Eurovision Bong Contest Britains entry Pete Doherty is favourite and should win unless those oily Eastern Europeans stick their collective votes up their neighbours collective arses... Hosted by Terry Wogan off his knackers on skunk.
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kav The Helicopter View 01 Oct 07 4.04pm | |
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"LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE" It`s October 1st,it`s raining,it`s friggin` cold (it is here, NW9) and Morg`s drunk the last bit of light `n` sparkling,Autumnal Liebfraunmilch.Every last friggin` drop. Followed by... "AGATHA CHRISTIE`S WHODUNNIT?" Morg`s unfortunately found dead.With an empty bottle of cheap plonk by his dribbling mouth.No one owns up and all are allowed to go home.
"MORG IN THE MORTUARY" Laughs aplenty in this new comedy in which Morganistic comes back to life(yes,that`s right)and hides from his embalmers.Stay with it.
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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 01 Oct 07 4.12pm | |
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SuperNanny Can goats fly? Join Richard Hammond and one of The Nolan Sisters on Beachy Head to find out.
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