Missogyny World

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He Ain't Sexist...Keys My Brother
The equally hairy-handed sibling of Sky Sports w*nkerman Richard b@stardises an old Hollies tune in an embarrassingly misguided show of support for ignorance, bigotry and misogyny

Edited by morganistic (24 Jan 2011 10.39pm)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

8 Out Of 10 Cads

Keys & Gray present a panel game featuring revealing statistics on the incompetencies of women. Rounds include "The Troll With a Hole", "What Are You Talking About Bitch?" and "Believe The Linesman or Not". Tonight's guests: Jeffrey Archer, Howard Stern and King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

What Lineswomen Want
Charmless comedy sees suspended Sky Sports sexist Richard Keys electrocute himself while blowdrying his hands in the bath.. before finding himself privy to the innermost thoughts of female third officials. Contains degrading scenes of patronising offside rule explanations, hairy handjobs and harrowing soapy tit w*nks

Edited by morganistic (25 Jan 2011 11.09am)

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

What A. Gray Day
Exciting new game show gives contestants the chance to spend 24 hours in the shoes of the sacked Sky Sports sexist. Tonight, bigoted hopefuls must visit a low-grade massage parlour and make cruel and disparaging remarks about the buttocks they've just jizzed all over

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Trivial Hirsute

Pantomime villain teddy-bear and known vagabond, Richard Keys, presents a casual glance over hairy men with questionable attitudes towards women throughout the ages. Tonight: Silvio Berlusconi & Rapeyplundy III: King of Scandinaviland.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.