Ladyboy books actually.

I Think Therefore I (Soccer) Am

French philosopher Réné Descartes thoughtfully guest hosts Sky's football magazine show - and launches into an astonishing tirade against former host Tim Lovejoy's intimidatory urinal tactics

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

I'll Do Anything For Lovejoy (But I Won't Do That)
Meatloaf talks about his deep respect for the ex Soccer Am cocksplash - but refuses to stand in for him at men's urinals and quiz strangers busting for a p*ss on their mental wellbeing

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Vickileaks

Documentary following a well known HOL'er as he tries to overcome his problem of involuntary jism seepage everytime he thinks of Allo Allo tottie Ms Michelle.

America's Next Model Top

50 of America's best gays compete to determine who will be the tops and who will be the bottoms. This week, Fernando demonstrates his dominance by hammering home his point behind Jose's back.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Dealer or No Dealer
Various members of the public are voted by various Z-list celebrities as to whether they think are drug dealers or not. *may contain flashing lights*

How GAY Is Your House?
DRT goes into peoples houses (with or without consent) and if he finds anything pink, labels it a "Poofter Palace".

The Dullness Of Teen Sex.
Awkward first times that last 5 seconds.

Raised on a diet of broken biscuits