The Hai Karate Kid

Curious 12 year old tries on his dads aftershave and gets a serial kicking from the rest of the neighbourhoods kids. Starring Brut Lee as Mr Miyagi.

too far gone.. aint no way back

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The Carr's the Star

Each week profiling and extolling the virtues of a different make of Carr.

This week its child murderers apprentice Maxine, annoying talentphobic homosexual Alan and ex Coventry City ginger winger Willie

Edited by The Sash (05 Aug 2010 12.28pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Carry on Camping

Brightons' finest get the green light to carry on going brown.

Edited by jelholyoake (05 Aug 2010 10.32pm)

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

Holyoakes

(Series 2, Episode 2)

Jel's computer suffers a breakdown. However, Jel cannot take his pc to an authorised repair shop as his hard-drive is jammed full of poorn and the missus will be on his case.

What will Jel do next ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (06 Aug 2010 12.33pm)

I disengage, I turn the page.

A trip around the GB coastline sees a z-lister take in sweets, fine wines and seafood.
Episode one features Gok Wan tasting a chocolate starfish and swallowing winkles in Newhaven Harbour, a suburb of nearby Brighton & Hove.

Edited by jelholyoake (14 Aug 2010 11.10pm)

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

The Golf War

Topical documentary charting the development of top secret missile systems from the Headquarters of a Kent Golf Club.
Watch in awe as US Special Forces swoop to capture the ringleader pensioner and bring him to International Justice.
(may include scenes of illegal torture)

[Link]

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Aug 2010 11.54am)

I disengage, I turn the page.