I was playing snooker the other day and was discussing favourite shots with my mate.

Brighton fans, do you prefer the smooth pink or the tight brown?

There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

It's my girlfriend's birthday coming up soon and she wanted to go to an expensive restaurant in London to celebrate.

Brighton fans, have you ever been taken up the oxo tower?

Superb thread ##bumped## so it doesn't disappear into obscurity.

When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

I heard a lot of Brighton fans returned from San Fransisco on their Summer Holidays last year very disappointed.

They were expecting lots of male propositions, but all the American men wanted to know if they were into 'fanny'.

The language barrier saved some asses.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (15 Mar 2010 10:59am)

I disengage, I turn the page.

I have been playing a lot of snooker lately and have been building some big breaks but I always seem to fall apart and get really jittery going for the old six pointer especially from one end of the table to the other.

Any snookerists from the Brighton area know how to knock down a long pink one without choking ?

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

A tactical question for all you wannabe BHA football managers out there.

You are managing a team of yesteryear stars and it is approaching half-time in a crucial match.
You can see David Ginola is playing well, but Paul Gascoine is tiring somewhat.

Who are you most likely to pull-off at the interval ?

I disengage, I turn the page.