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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.18pm
Ode to Jenny from da block Oh J-Lo I love you so Especially in your nightie When the moonlight flits Across your tits Oh jesus christ almighty As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.18pm

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.21pm
Ode to Jimi Jimi Hendrix you died in alone is sick I loved your Hey Joe and Purple Haze Not the versions you knocked out The ones by Crackerjacks Peter Glaze As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.21pm

Ode to Jimi

Jimi Hendrix you died in alone is sick
I loved your Hey Joe and Purple Haze
Not the versions you knocked out
The ones by Crackerjacks Peter Glaze

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.26pm
Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 10:34am The name of David Hasselhoff's as German as von Bismarck's, and when he filmed that Baywatch Nights his pants were full of jizz marks I have just spat a Greggs Sausage roll all over the screen - Top Stuff Morgs!! As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 17 Sep 08 1.26pm

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 10:34am

The name of David Hasselhoff's
as German as von Bismarck's,
and when he filmed that Baywatch Nights
his pants were full of jizz marks

I have just spat a Greggs Sausage roll all over the screen - Top Stuff Morgs!!

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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EagleEyedAlbert ...too far north of the water. 17 Sep 08 2.07pm
Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm Ode to Jenny from da block Oh J-Lo I love you so Especially in your nightie When the moonlight flits Across your tits Oh jesus christ almighty plagiarism at it's finest... "IS HE!!?" -Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense: Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link] HOL Radio Twitter: [Link] Me on the Twitter: [Link] "You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"
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Quote The Sash at 17 Sep 2008 1:18pm

Ode to Jenny from da block

Oh J-Lo
I love you so
Especially in your nightie
When the moonlight flits
Across your tits
Oh jesus christ almighty

plagiarism at it's finest...

"IS HE!!?"

-Can often be found on HOL Radio chatting Palace-related nonsense:

Catch it here, Sunday Nights 8pm: [Link]

HOL Radio Twitter: [Link]

Me on the Twitter: [Link]

"You don't own a dog & bark yourself, do you?"

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Uncle Focker 17 Sep 08 3.08pm
Oh Benny Hill I love you still I loved your milkman Ernie But why did you go and leave us to begin your heavenly journey? Nobody does comical songs now Except for Divine Comedy... but they are s*** and not at all funny and to be honest annoy me greatly (which doesn't rhyme) Gone away
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Uncle Focker

17 Sep 08 3.08pm

Oh Benny Hill
I love you still
I loved your milkman Ernie
But why did you go and leave us
to begin your heavenly journey?

Nobody does comical songs now
Except for Divine Comedy...
but they are s*** and not at all funny
and to be honest annoy me greatly (which doesn't rhyme)

Gone away

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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.37pm
Oh Sam Fox (in the singing mood) You topped all the page 3 ranks They loved you out in Bollywood But I just dreamed of t1t w@nks
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.37pm

Oh Sam Fox (in the singing mood)
You topped all the page 3 ranks
They loved you out in Bollywood
But I just dreamed of t1t w@nks

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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.39pm
And Sam Fox in the later years I still kept all your piccies But then you went all dykie and keen on lady-lickies
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 3.39pm

And Sam Fox in the later years
I still kept all your piccies
But then you went all dykie
and keen on lady-lickies

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Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 4.01pm
I never liked Samantha Fox, I had no interest in her box. But Maria Whittaker I'd bang the s*** out of yer Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, Come on over to the Mothership, baby [Link] Transformation is Happening
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Jake d'Eagle

in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 17 Sep 08 4.01pm

I never liked Samantha Fox,
I had no interest in her box.
But Maria Whittaker
I'd bang the s*** out of yer

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

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Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 17 Sep 08 4.40pm
Maria was ok I guess, above Sammi who was a retard But Suzanne Mizzi's different gravy, she made my c0ck go hard Lend me a Tenor 31 May to 3 June 2017 John McIntosh Arts Centre London Oratory School SW6 1RX with Superfly in the chorus [Link]
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Superfly

The sun always shines in Catford 17 Sep 08 4.40pm

Maria was ok I guess, above Sammi who was a retard
But Suzanne Mizzi's different gravy, she made my c0ck go hard

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.49pm
Maria certainly had great baps And Suzanne pretty features But neither could be called pop stars Could they, eh? You Beetches! (alright, a bit contrived, but still)
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.49pm

Maria certainly had great baps
And Suzanne pretty features
But neither could be called pop stars
Could they, eh? You Beetches!

(alright, a bit contrived, but still)

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Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 17 Sep 08 4.50pm
Ode to Norah Jones I don't know why i feel this way about miss Norah Jones but looking at her picture i just want to jump her bones she sings of girly romance and has a voice of sweetest honey I'd take he up the wrong'un and steal her bags of money Fh I disengage, I turn the page.
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Ode to Norah Jones

I don't know why i feel this way
about miss Norah Jones
but looking at her picture
i just want to jump her bones

she sings of girly romance
and has a voice of sweetest honey
I'd take he up the wrong'un
and steal her bags of money

I disengage, I turn the page.

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npn Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.51pm
J-Lo has an enormous @rse And couldn't be physically fitter On her music I would have to pass But I'd do her up the sh1tter
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Crowborough 17 Sep 08 4.51pm

J-Lo has an enormous @rse
And couldn't be physically fitter
On her music I would have to pass
But I'd do her up the sh1tter

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