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 Stuk  Top half 07 Dec 06 2.26pm |
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What is the Difference between Di and Mother Theresa? Less than a week.
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.26pm |
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Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 2:25pm
What do you call a pig with a spade up it's arse? Dawn French.
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.27pm |
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George Best is in hospital and the Doctor says to him, 'George, I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want first?'. 'Bad please' says George. 'Well' said the Doctor 'the bad news is you only have 1 hour left to live'. 'f***!' says George 'that is really bad news, what is the good news?'. 'It's happy hour' replies the Doctor.
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.27pm |
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What does D.I.A.N.A stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident
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| saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.28pm |
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Q. Why wouldn't JFK make a good boxer? A. The guy can't even take one shot to the head.
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.28pm |
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Quote saxoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 2:26pm
Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 2:25pm
What do you call a pig with a spade up it's arse? Dawn French.
On a par with Lulu and Take That!
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 2.29pm |
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Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 2:04pm
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Quote matt_himself at 07 Dec 2006 1:44pm
Has anyone been told a Russian spy joke yet? I am disappointed at the lack of jokes on this subject. In the 1980s there was a cottage industry that was nimble, original and quick to punt out these jokes efficiently. For example, I think it was two days after the Challenger disaster that the jokes about that came out. Now it takes months. What's the cause? I blame video game culture for this sad state of affiars. Something about 7-up and Head and Shoulders if memory serves. It's not always bad though Matt, I heard a 9/11 one when one of the towers was still standing! What does NASA stand for?
ah, memories
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.30pm |
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Did you hear that Frank Bruno had brought out a toaster to rival the George Foreman grill? It packed up after a couple of rounds.
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| morganistic 07 Dec 06 2.30pm |
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yeh some wunnerful gags here. Paul McCartney gathers his young children round him and says 'i've got some good news and some bad news, which one do you want first?' Stella says 'the bad news.'
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| chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.32pm |
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Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 2:30pm
yeh some wunnerful gags here. Paul McCartney gathers his young children round him and says 'i've got some good news and some bad news, which one do you want first?' Stella says 'the bad news.' I still can't believe she's quorn.........
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 2.33pm |
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Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 2:32pm
Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 2:30pm
yeh some wunnerful gags here. Paul McCartney gathers his young children round him and says 'i've got some good news and some bad news, which one do you want first?' Stella says 'the bad news.' I still can't believe she's quorn.........
Linda McCartney What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?(beatles... it's a verbal joke) Yoko Ono
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| kav The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 2.37pm |
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Stop it you feckers!Good stuff.Jackie`s waiting in the pub for a "double".Can`t keep a (dead) lady waiting. Edited by kav (07 Dec 2006 2:37pm)
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