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TN Flag Bromley 29 Jun 05 10.13pm Send a Private Message to TN Add TN as a friend

AJ is ineligible to play for Poland now he has played for England at a senior level surely?
Personally I think there is more chance of Emile Donkey playing for England next year in the world cup with Sven in charge but understand what he is thinking to a small extent.

 


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Palace forever Flag warlingham 29 Jun 05 10.15pm Send a Private Message to Palace forever Add Palace forever as a friend

He will be ineligible for Poland unless he gets special permission like Jason Euell did to play for Jamaica when he had played for England u21's

 


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Dancpfc Flag Milton Keynes 29 Jun 05 10.20pm Send a Private Message to Dancpfc Add Dancpfc as a friend

Quote TN at 29 Jun 2005 10:13pm

AJ is ineligible to play for Poland now he has played for England at a senior level surely?
Personally I think there is more chance of Emile Donkey playing for England next year in the world cup with Sven in charge but understand what he is thinking to a small extent.


Andy will only become ineligible if he plays a competitive game for England. As Poland and the USA were friendlies, he could play in a Poland shirt.


 


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eaglesally Flag New Brighton 29 Jun 05 11.04pm Send a Private Message to eaglesally Add eaglesally as a friend

So, since there isn't an interview, I reckon we should do our own. We can take turns to be the interviewer and AJ. I'll start.

"Good morning Andy. Nice of you to join us."

 


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SpikeyMatt Flag Fishing for condiments 29 Jun 05 11.07pm Send a Private Message to SpikeyMatt Add SpikeyMatt as a friend

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Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 29 Jun 05 11.17pm Send a Private Message to Canterbury Palace Add Canterbury Palace as a friend

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jumbo89 Flag Crystal Palace 29 Jun 05 11.19pm

"thats not like what the last reporter said like!"

 


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venezuelaeagle 29 Jun 05 11.41pm Send a Private Message to venezuelaeagle Add venezuelaeagle as a friend

Well Mr Johnson, sit down please.
Did anyone ever tell you that you have the most sensuous forehead albeit the lumps and I can see my reflection in it ahem ........... excuse me Mr Johnson ........ Errr what is your favourite goal scored.

 

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Farawayeagle Flag Sydney 29 Jun 05 11.43pm Send a Private Message to Farawayeagle Add Farawayeagle as a friend

SKY: Hello AJ. You’re a hard man to track down. We’ve been chasing you all day.

AJ: There’s a few defenders who with sympathize with you on that one mate!!

SKY: Well AJ. Obviously you had a good time with the England squad in the US and would like to stay a part of it?

AJ. Well I’m not sure I should comment on that, at the moment. Know what I mean, nudge nudge? Simon wouldn’t like it.

SKY: OK. ………… so what would you like to talk about?

AJ: Well, you know, I had a really good shopping trip down Beckenham High Street the other day. Bought some tasty clothes. Did you know pink is the “in” colour these days? Doesn’t go well with my complexion though.

SKY: Very Interesting – AJ. But what about your transfer request? That was a bit of a bombshell?

AJ: (smiling) You’re trying to catch me out aren’t you? I’m on to you!

OK I would prefer to leave that to my agent at this point in time. Will that do you?

Are we still recording? I can do it again, if you like?

SKY: It’s OK we’ve got that on tape. But when did you decide to move from Palace.

AJ: You’re like a little terrier aren’t you? Just won’t let go!

Just a minute. I have to make a phone call.

Hello, hello…….. Simon? I’m down here at Sky and they keep pushing me for some quotes on the transfer thing. What do you think?

Simon – there’s no need to use language like that. They might have my phone bugged and broadcast it.

I know you you don’t give a flying fcuk! Calm down. OK!! OK!! (hangs up)


Sky: Well?

AJ: (Grinning nervously) I'm very happy to answer your questions …… but only about the shopping down Beckenham High Street.

Edited by Farawayeagle (29 Jun 2005 11:44pm)

 


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venezuelaeagle 29 Jun 05 11.55pm Send a Private Message to venezuelaeagle Add venezuelaeagle as a friend

Quote Farawayeagle at 29 Jun 2005 11:43pm

SKY: Hello AJ. You’re a hard man to track down. We’ve been chasing you all day.

AJ: There’s a few defenders who with sympathize with you on that one mate!!

SKY: Well AJ. Obviously you had a good time with the England squad in the US and would like to stay a part of it?

AJ. Well I’m not sure I should comment on that, at the moment. Know what I mean, nudge nudge? Simon wouldn’t like it.

SKY: OK. ………… so what would you like to talk about?

AJ: Well, you know, I had a really good shopping trip down Beckenham High Street the other day. Bought some tasty clothes. Did you know pink is the “in” colour these days? Doesn’t go well with my complexion though.

SKY: Very Interesting – AJ. But what about your transfer request? That was a bit of a bombshell?

AJ: (smiling) You’re trying to catch me out aren’t you? I’m on to you!

OK I would prefer to leave that to my agent at this point in time. Will that do you?

Are we still recording? I can do it again, if you like?

SKY: It’s OK we’ve got that on tape. But when did you decide to move from Palace.

AJ: You’re like a little terrier aren’t you? Just won’t let go!

Just a minute. I have to make a phone call.

Hello, hello…….. Simon? I’m down here at Sky and they keep pushing me for some quotes on the transfer thing. What do you think?

Simon – there’s no need to use language like that. They might have my phone bugged and broadcast it.

I know you you don’t give a flying fcuk! Calm down. OK!! OK!! (hangs up)


Sky: Well?

AJ: (Grinning nervously) I'm very happy to answer your questions …… but only about the shopping down Beckenham High Street.

Edited by Farawayeagle (29 Jun 2005 11:44pm)


Respect. That´s funny.

 

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TITCHY-D Flag Don't know... 30 Jun 05 12.07am

I was watching Sky Sports News this morning and I seriously heard them say that they were doing an interview with Dougie Freedman at ten in the morning about his new two year contract .

I think I've just made this thread even more confusing

 


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Palace_Guard Flag Kyiv 30 Jun 05 8.08am Send a Private Message to Palace_Guard Add Palace_Guard as a friend

i almost fell out of my seat that was so funny Farawayeagle . good stuff

 


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