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DeSouza's Bro Colliers Wood 10 Jul 06 9.55am | |
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Love, Honour, Obey Your like action man, cos he hasnt got a dick and he hasnt got no balls. Think thats how it goes. Run, Ronnie, Run Jack Black's song, "Give her a kick in the CNUT!"
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Kosowski Standing at the top of B Block 16 Jul 06 5.25pm | |
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Zulus Sir!...thousands of 'em!
Block B comment of 2011/2012 Season: "That's better Palace, better...but still fucking shit!" ---------------------------------------------------------------- Dann to Much, Much to Yong. |
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Dancpfc Milton Keynes 16 Jul 06 10.55pm | |
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Yippy Ki Ya Muthaf***a!!!
Facebook: [Link] For some things there is no rational explanation. There is no way out. There is no happy ending to this story. Welcome to the unknown. Welcome to eternal darkness. Welcome... to oblivion. |
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wally2606 Cheltenham 16 Jul 06 11.44pm | |
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"We're going to need a bigger boat" "The taxidermy man's going to have heart attack when he see's what I've brought him" Both from Jaws.
From The Outlaw Josie Wales "Cholo! nobody said anything to me about no cholo!" From Assault On Precinct 13(the original and the best)
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morganistic 17 Jul 06 11.56am | |
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In Love Street, Jack heaves Eve (played by a very fine actress) onto a dressing table. 'i like girdles,' he says. 'does your wife wear them?' seriously, you could hear a pin drop. superb
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Danger Playa del Merstham 17 Jul 06 6.41pm | |
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"A flying limousine? Now I've seen everything!" "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" "No" "Then you haven't seen everything"
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Danger Playa del Merstham 17 Jul 06 6.41pm | |
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"A flying limousine? Now I've seen everything!" "Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?" "No" "Then you haven't seen everything"
FFS MURRAY |
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teejay61 The Cup of Sid 17 Jul 06 9.46pm | |
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from Shawshank Redemption - "I guess I have two choices, get busy living or get busy dying" Andy DuFresne to Old Red
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Jonsey wherever I lay my toolbox thats my... 19 Jul 06 2.13am | |
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SNATCH Sol: He's a natural, ain't you Tyrone? ------------------------------------------- Turkish: [looks at the caravan] Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me. -------------------------------------------- Tyrone: I don't want that dog dribbling on my seats. -------------------------------------------- [Gorgeous George has just been knocked out]
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Username Horsham 21 Jul 06 12.27am | |
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The outlaw Josey Wales: 'You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?' 'You a bounty hunter?'
'I'll make him an offer he can't refuse' The Usual Suspects: 'Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, but the only thing that scares me, is Keyser Soze' Scarface: 'You wanna f*** with me??!! Ok, say hello to my little friend!' Fight Club: 'On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero. ' 'You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.' '"Well I gotta tell ya, I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that is dangerous. And this buttoned-down Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years, someone very, very close to you. (narrating: Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy.) Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every piece of trash you happen to pick up." Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: 'Yeah man, she's perfect for this gig. We'll keep her loaded on acid and then peddle her ass at the drug convention. Those cop's will pay fifty bucks a head to beat her into submission and the gang f*** her. Oh she's strong man, she'll hold her own.' 'You people are idiots! And You killed Jesus' 'Don't you know what we're doing? This car belongs to the world bank and that money goes to Italy!'
'Over here (over here), Turn around (turn around)' Spinal Tap: 'This is from a classical piece I've been working on, in D minor the saddest of all keys (plays piece on piano)' Pulp Fiction: Well, the whole film but specifically: 'Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherf***er, say "What" one more goddamn time!' 'Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. |
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MissHolmesforever Wishing you were somehow here agai... 21 Jul 06 9.27am | |
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"The angel of music will guide you!" Sounds very w***y but I'm musical so it applys to me...!
"Sociology shows us how little we actually know about life"-Michael Haralambos "Where words fail, music speaks." |
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Mathers 21 Jul 06 10.48am | |
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"Yippee kay eye mother fcuker"
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