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 mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 06 Dec 22 2.38pm |
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I used to know someone from Eton who was really scruffy. In fact, he was a mess.
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 06 Dec 22 5.17pm |
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You're chair of The Rotary Club and The Marina. Your wife is on The Hunt committee as her little hobby. You drink in the evening in the drawing room with an oversized dark wood fireplace - which gets lit at 5.45 by the maid. You don't mind when your wife flirts with the guests when tipsy. She's bored; you're wealthy, yet nothing compares to the glory days of the changing rooms at Gordonstoun you long for.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 07 Dec 22 11.56am |
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you know you are posh when a shoemaker doffs his cap to you....
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Slimey Toad  Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 07 Dec 22 12.55pm |
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Originally posted by mezzer
I used to know someone from Eton who was really scruffy. In fact, he was a mess. Did the Games Master rifle through his rugger shorts?
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 08 Dec 22 10.55am |
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Those Posh neighbours are visible to you. And what is invisible ? That's the couple dozen poor people, in little houses, living in-between.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 12 Dec 22 3.53pm |
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Originally posted by Nicholas91
Ha Excellent Just for another b!tch and whine, why is it the usual pub lunch these days has to have every dish with superfluous words outweighing informative ones? ‘Gourmet boiled, free trade haricot beans, served atop slow grilled Mediterranean bread, in a scarlet red tomato based jus’ and crisps ... sea salt and balsamic or smoked Gruyerre with spring onion ... wtf!
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 12 Dec 22 4.10pm |
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actually make that sea crystal and balsamic and Gruyerre and scallion
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| PalazioVecchio south pole 23 Feb 23 9.50pm |
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you know you're posh when you like the taste of Caviar
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 becky over the moon 24 Feb 23 8.17am |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
you know you're posh when you like the taste of Caviar Caviar is divine - my elevation to the ranks of the posh has just given me a nosebleed...
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 24 Feb 23 3.01pm |
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you put the milk in last
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| Pete53 Hassocks 30 Mar 23 10.42pm |
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Right, a slurp of port to wash down the Fortnum and Mason Gentleman's Relish. Now where was I? Ah yes, you know you are posh when you are presented with a bowl of soup accompanied by a bread roll, and rather than cutting the roll lengthwise and buttering each side, you slice off some butter with a small wooden spatula and place it on your sideplate, then proceed to consume the roll by breaking off bite sized pieces. I learnt this from my wife whose family were posh. Her father went to Gordonstoun whose most renowned alumnus is our current King.
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Teddy Eagle  30 Mar 23 10.48pm |
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