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Dulwichsteve Flag (Another Girl) Another Planet 07 Aug 15 2.54pm Send a Private Message to Dulwichsteve Add Dulwichsteve as a friend

Quote palace_in_frogland at 07 Aug 2015 2.40pm

Quote Dulwichsteve at 07 Aug 2015 12.05pm

I have just noticed that my previous post whilst very interesting is tarnished by the fact it is timed at 12pm. That really does annoy me. There is no such time as 12 pm. How can it be both midday (12 o'clock) and post midday (after 12 o'clock)?

Train timetables don't make that error!!!

That is confusing. Perhaps it should be renamed 12notmorningnotafternoon for clarity.

Great idea. And the other one (when its dark) could be 12notmorningnotafternooneither

 


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Part Time James Flag 07 Aug 15 2.56pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote Y Ddraig Goch at 07 Aug 2015 11.47am

Croydon Stations

East Croydon
West Croydon
South Croydon
North oh maybe not. Any ideas why?


Because Northerners are c**ts.

 




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Part Time James Flag 07 Aug 15 2.57pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Quote lankygit at 06 Aug 2015 10.52pm

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 7.54pm

Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 4.45pm

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 4.43pm

When I moved to Selsdon I believed we had a train station, it was called Selsdon Station. But it wasn't near Selsdon, and it closed in 1983.

I was so upset I moved to France. France has a railway station.


Yeah but isn't it closed at the moment?

It is closed. It's France, it's August. France is closed.

Do you think it will be open for christmas?
It ought to open for christmas. People buy lots of stuff at christmas.
If it is open for christmas I might go for a train ride there.
Do you know what the station in France is called?
Just in case I decide to book a ticket.


La gare?

Ah, someone already said that.

Edited by Part Time James (07 Aug 2015 2.58pm)

 




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palace_in_frogland Flag In a broken dream 07 Aug 15 8.46pm Send a Private Message to palace_in_frogland Add palace_in_frogland as a friend

Quote Part Time James at 07 Aug 2015 2.57pm

Quote lankygit at 06 Aug 2015 10.52pm

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 7.54pm

Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 4.45pm

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 4.43pm

When I moved to Selsdon I believed we had a train station, it was called Selsdon Station. But it wasn't near Selsdon, and it closed in 1983.

I was so upset I moved to France. France has a railway station.


Yeah but isn't it closed at the moment?

It is closed. It's France, it's August. France is closed.

Do you think it will be open for christmas?
It ought to open for christmas. People buy lots of stuff at christmas.
If it is open for christmas I might go for a train ride there.
Do you know what the station in France is called?
Just in case I decide to book a ticket.


La gare?

Ah, someone already said that.

Edited by Part Time James (07 Aug 2015 2.58pm)

Do try and keep up dear.

 

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BenTheEagle Flag Balham 07 Aug 15 11.00pm Send a Private Message to BenTheEagle Add BenTheEagle as a friend

Quote fozzaisere at 07 Aug 2015 1.38pm

Quote BenTheEagle at 07 Aug 2015 1.18am

In the town i live there are not one, not two but three stations! Maidstone East, Maidstone West and Maidstone Barracks two of them on the same line and about a 5 minute walk away from each other believe it or not. I have taken trains from 2 of them but yet to complete the full house, oh what an exciting time we live in.

Fellow Maidstonian!

You best hurry though, Maidstone east was on fire the other night.


Just to confirm to anyone who is unsure a Maidstonian is a person who comes from Maidstone. Wouldnt want to cause the same amount of confusion as the "Guilfordian" incident

 

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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 07 Aug 15 11.20pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 06 Aug 2015 5.16pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 03 Aug 2015 3.27pm

I once dressed as a girl and 'pulled' a Palace fan on a train. He even took to social media in an attempt to reconnect with me.

Edited by Southampton_Eagle (03 Aug 2015 3.28pm)

hmm
I once had a girl take me off to the loo and toss me off,on the train.
hope that was'nt you,SE.

(if it was, PM me)


I've w*nked off loads of strangers on the train over the years so it's more than possible. PM sent.

I got off a train yesterday at Bentley rather than Farnham. Biggest mistake of my life. There's nothing there, even the closest pub is a mile away. Had to wait 50 minutes to get a train back to Farnham.

Still made it to the wedding on time so that was nice.

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 08 Aug 15 1.25am

I remember a sign in a train toilet that said..
D not flush when in station
Some wag had written underneath
Except in Bracknell.

 

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Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 08 Aug 15 2.13am Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

My local station is Ruislip Gardens, which is mentioned in "Middlesex" by John Betjeman:

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In Ruislip (a not particularly significant place) we have five rail stations:

Ruislip
Ruislip Manor
West Ruislip
South Ruislip
Ruislip Gardens

Served by the Piccadilly, Metropolitan and Central Lines, and London Overground.

 


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Percy of Peckham Flag Eton Mess 08 Aug 15 7.30am Send a Private Message to Percy of Peckham Add Percy of Peckham as a friend

Pudding Mill Lane - The name of the station is taken from the nearby Pudding Mill Lane which, in turn, takes its name from the former Pudding Mill River, a minor tributary of the River Lea. This is believed to have taken its name from St. Thomas's Mill, a local water mill shaped like a pudding and commonly known as Pudding Mill. The area had also been called Knob Hill up until the 1890s.

Sorry if already posted but just had to look it up! Thanks to Wikipedia.

[Link]

 


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chris123 Flag hove actually 08 Aug 15 7.37am Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Quote Seth at 08 Aug 2015 2.13am

My local station is Ruislip Gardens, which is mentioned in "Middlesex" by John Betjeman:

[Link]

In Ruislip (a not particularly significant place) we have five rail stations:

Ruislip
Ruislip Manor
West Ruislip
South Ruislip
Ruislip Gardens

Served by the Piccadilly, Metropolitan and Central Lines, and London Overground.

Come friendly bombs and fall on Ruislip.

 

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rednblueblood 08 Aug 15 7.59am Send a Private Message to rednblueblood Add rednblueblood as a friend

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 4.43pm

When I moved to Selsdon I believed we had a train station, it was called Selsdon Station. But it wasn't near Selsdon, and it closed in 1983.

I was so upset I moved to France. France has a railway station.


So where was this Selsdon station? I lived there till I was in my 30's and I have never heard of it.

 


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Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Aug 15 9.13am Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote rednblueblood at 08 Aug 2015 7.59am

Quote palace_in_frogland at 06 Aug 2015 4.43pm

When I moved to Selsdon I believed we had a train station, it was called Selsdon Station. But it wasn't near Selsdon, and it closed in 1983.

I was so upset I moved to France. France has a railway station.


So where was this Selsdon station? I lived there till I was in my 30's and I have never heard of it.


It was on the Oxted junction.

 

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