so so wrong.

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Great News From France!

Leave it to the FRENCH when it comes to Fashion...

The New Burka, approved by the President.

After all the complaints about the New Burka Law in Europe from the Muslim community, Nicolas Sarkozy decided to make a conciliation move and amend the new Law with some compromise, to the Dress Code.

The Muslim Women may still wear the Burka as long as they meet the NEW DRESS DESIGN CODE...

Here's a sample!

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At first I wondered....

"Can she really replace Delia Smith?"

And then I thought ...

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Damn, I really wanted to crack one off to whatever this joke's meant to be. Back to granny pr0n for me then.

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

NEWS FROM AUSTRALIA...

On Saturday afternoon, in Canberra, an aide to Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral in Canberra .

He told the Cardinal that Kevin would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point him out to the Congregation and say a few words that would include calling Kevin a Saint.

The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of his views."

Rudd's aide then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a Donation of $100,000 to your Church if you'll just tell the Congregation you see Kevin as a Saint."

The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the Money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

As the aide promised, Foreign Minister Rudd appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Mr Rudd was present.

The Cardinal went on to explain to the Congregation:

"While Mr Rudd's presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not Numbered among my personal favorite personages.

Some of his most Egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to Flip- flop on many other issues.

Kevin Rudd is a petty, self -absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.

He is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Kevin Rudd is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed.

He Married for money and is using his wealth to lie to the Australian People.

He also has a reputation for shirking his Representative Obligations both in Canberra, in Queensland and Overseas .

The man is simply not to be trusted."

The Cardinal concluded, - "But, when compared with Prime Minister Gillard, Foreign Minister Rudd is a Saint."

LETTER FROM AMERICA...

Robin Williams says:

'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are from. They're illegal!

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US, UK , CANADA and AUSTRALIA will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production.

If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE.

Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?