Well that made a crap day a little amusing

Ah well

I believe he is referring to a Dutch festival in which everyone is given complimentary cheese upon entering.

The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

This thread is absolutely brilliant by the way.

I would slag off Orpington to get a reaction, but it is a lot better than Lewisham and Catford.

Red and Blue Army!

rednbluemonkeys origional message read;
"This post has been merged from a topic called 'SERIOUSLY "who let the doug........ in"' by Hambo

I think the saying goes........... "desperate times call for desperate measures" but f**king hell Palace.
weve just got rid of a scottish MANAGER and replaced him with.......... a scotsman (realy not being racist before you start! my boggle is the COMPLETE lack of experiance)
this has got to be the BIGGEST gamble in the history of the club, we now need a f**king heroic sidekick (or 3) for him, some (or 11) great signings, lots of love and support from the fans (sorry im in an EXTREEEEEEAM state of shock right now!) and a s**t load of luck
LET US PRAY"

not bad if you aks me, think there might also be a touch of humour in there, its a shame most of you are too narrow minded to have even botherd looking/reading it.

and it realy does look like this "hambo" character (or "wanna be statoe" as it seems he only realy posts links or info hes got off google, origionality lacking sumwhat) is leader of the sheep, and king dick that "moves" "merges" "edits" things to suit him and his communist veiws/bum chums. so instead of hurling abuse at people who have differant veiws to yours, and telling them where to go, pack your bags and tootle off to China where im sure you will be more than welcome.

Im not sure wheather those of you rallying behind the "great harrimbo" and "penge eagle"(or BIG boss man as one of you has so kindly pointed out, Q. do you know this because hes already given you a spanking for being a naughty outspoken boy?) are actualy profiles they themselves have made up so it looks like people agree with them, and some kind of proof they have friends. OR are you true brown noses, looking for promotion to there level of authority?

Now before this pathetic, missguided abuse is hurled my way maybe you should all read the thread about Steve Parish himself saying what a risk Freedam is (weather that turns out good or bad) This looks like the exact same point "rednbluemonkey" and "orpeagle" tried to make, and all of you have slit there throats and labbeld them stupid for doing so. Does this mean you all now think the same about Parish, i think not as NONE of you have commented on that thread. Maybe these two "idiots" were right to voice a little concern!

Now sadly "SW2 eagle" and "penge cpfc" (c*** is spelt c*** by the way, not cpfc) have moved to anouther thread to abuse someone else for having an opinion, and poor spelling (gb and df on talksport thread)
Have you nothing better to do, or, like "hambo" are you just sad lonely old computer nerds, that spend all day on here trying to flex your authority and put others down, i dont think thats the idea of this site, but hey, who am i to have an opinion on anything!?

Now finally,"rednbluemonkey" and "orpeagle" i saloute you, and be proud that after firstly deleting this eye opening thread, to try and hide the fact hes a psychopathic controle freak, and due to great demand, this whole thread got moved to "Gold talk", well done
but i think the sad old b****** realised he had just promoted you both to hero status (congratulations) so he again changed his mind (or maybe just gave us a glimpse of his schitzo side) and put the thread back on Palace talk
my question is, to the great sir hambo, are you a woman in disguise, because you change your mind every minute?

Thankyou for your time, and look forward to your piffle s*** replys

Now there was a bit of that post that I felt was complete and utter bullsh't, so I highlighted the bits that I thought were so...

If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

from...........? ? ?
furbie the "cock smoker"
or
furbie the "how far can i get my nose up penges arse, king of the brown noses"