True Blud

An examination of the lives of inner city youths' integration into society, at odds with their seemingly undead will to bleed it dry at every opportunity.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Straw Dodds
Wisecracking comic Ken moves to Cornwall to settle down with Susan George in this highly controversial film. Contains disturbing scenes of domestic violence, gang rape and income tax evasion

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Leak House

Morg TV's new season of costume dramas begins with this "lavvish" adaptation of the Dickens novel set solely in an old people's home. In the opening episode, Honoria Dedlock pisses herself at the breakfast table, while Dr. Woodcourt is unable to contain a particularly evil stool brought on by the excitement of a nailbiting game of cribbage.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

Teenage Mutant Ginger Turtles

Turned ginger by radioactive piss from the flange of Patsy Palmer, the gang of outcasts are once again found fighting injustice against red-heads. After emerging to buy some pizza they're thrown back into the sewers in Hessian sacks by s'Redder.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

Classic Morg TV! Still think we should sing the TMNT theme tune for Johnny Ertl

That's just the ramblings of a madman

Devon Malcolm X

Did you know that the former Derbyshire and England cricketer was an activist. Neither did I. Follow his story here.