How are we supposed to google him if we don't know his name AJ?

Found him.

Erm ok.

Well was on a girlie night out in the not too distant past and was getting drunk on alcho pops in a well known meat market in Epsom. Friends spotted a guy and persuaded me to go up to him and tell him he looked like someone out of Holyoaks, which I did. Cue young man hanging around us the whole night. Anyway we was chatting and it turned out he went to my school (albeit 8 years after me) and he was a gynast whi is part of the GB team (This is all true I googled)

So me and my mates are outside and I am sitting on the pavement waiting for a cab and this bloke decided to whip his cock out and slap it on my head. For someone who was only about 5ft5 at most he had a massive dick.

Somehow he and his cousin persuaded me to go back to their flat. Anyway eventually me and gynast end up on a put me up campbed which sunk in the middle. After 'chatting' foreplay begins gynast is literally shaking, but went on far too long and I kind of got a bit bored and 'dry'

Gymnast then gets on top of me and we have some really really rubbish sex. I was a bit too pissed and couldn't really move on this bloody campbed thing.

Afterwards we are laying there and gymnast says to me "Can I tell you something bad" I start thinking oooooh s***. So he says "What would you say if I told you I was a virgin" So there I am at 27 laying on a campbed having just taken this poor 20 year olds virginity from him.

I couldn't get out fast enough the next day it was awful.

I'm still quite impressed I shagged a 20 year old at my age. But wish I'd have known he was a virgin (although the signs were there looking back) cos I'd quite like to have terrorised him.

So roll on 2012 where hopefully he doesn't get famous at the Olympics and get asked questions in some girlie mag about when he lost his virginity

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