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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.18pm

Quote morganistic at 07 Dec 2006 2:16pm

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Quote Stuk at 07 Dec 2006 2:06pm

I'll line 'em up Morg, you stick 'em away!

What did Diana, Ayrton Senna and Pink Floyd all have in common?


sh*t don't know Stuk. is it summin to do with a wall?

Yeah they all had massive hits with The Wall!


hee heee. chollis, is it 'they both shat on their own doorstep?'

I like the way you're thinking there mate, but no....they both ended their careers at Fulham.

 


Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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Stuk Flag Top half 07 Dec 06 2.19pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

ha ha.

What was the difference between Senna and Lord Sutch?

 


Optimistic as ever

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saxoneagle Flag Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.20pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

A plane carrying students who have been apple-picking in the south of France has been diverted to New Orleans.

It's to assist with the blackburrying.

 

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.20pm

Quote Stuk at 07 Dec 2006 2:19pm

ha ha.

What was the difference between Senna and Lord Sutch?

Something to do with Screaming?


 


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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 07 Dec 06 2.20pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Why is Di like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels


Why did the Princess cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt

What's the difference between Ramsey Street and Prince Charles?
One has a Mrs Mangle, the other has a Mangled Mrs

 


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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.21pm

Quote Superfly at 07 Dec 2006 2:20pm

Why is Di like a mobile phone?
They both die in tunnels


Why did the Princess cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt

What's the difference between Ramsey Street and Prince Charles?
One has a Mrs Mangle, the other has a Mangled Mrs

Fantastic.

 


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braunstoneagle Flag the middle of bumf*** nowhere... 07 Dec 06 2.22pm Send a Private Message to braunstoneagle Add braunstoneagle as a friend

ahhhh the old ones are the best...

talking of old...


whats the temperature in dunblane?


-17

Edited by braunstoneagle (07 Dec 2006 2:25pm)

 


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Stuk Flag Top half 07 Dec 06 2.22pm Send a Private Message to Stuk Add Stuk as a friend

Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 2:20pm

Quote Stuk at 07 Dec 2006 2:19pm

ha ha.

What was the difference between Senna and Lord Sutch?

Something to do with Screaming?



Lord Sutch went completely round the bend

 


Optimistic as ever

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.22pm

What did the diner say in the French restaurant?

"Waiter........there's a concorde in my soup!"

 


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saxoneagle Flag Bromley 07 Dec 06 2.23pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

Q - What was the last thing that went through Rod Hull's mind when he fell?

A - The conservatory


Q - Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?

A - Cos now his Rod his permenantly stiff


Q - What do Rod Hull and Emu have in common?

A - Neither could fly


Q - What's the difference between Vanessa Feltz and Rod Hull's roof?

A - One is big, hard to get on top of, and covered in green slime, and the other is Rod Hull's roof


Q - What will it take to get a Beatles reunion?

A - 2 Bullets


Q - Whats red and gathers dust?

A - Jill Dando's passport


Q - What do the Kosovo War and a bullet have in common?

A - Jill Dando couldnt stop either


Q - What's the difference between Jill Dando and Danny Baker?

A - Danny Baker passed the doorstep challenge.


Q - Did you know Princess Di had dandruff?

A - They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment


Q - Why did Elton John sing at Princess Di's funeral?

A - He was the only queen who gave a f***.


Q - Did you hear Elton John is doing a tribute to Mother Theresa?

A - It's called Sandels In The Bin


Q - Did you hear Yasser Arafat was being buried in a Newcastle United top?

A - Apparantly he wanted to be buried in the Gaza Strip


Q - What do you call a dog with 5 dicks?

A - Lulu and Take That

 

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 2.25pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

I thought I was p1ssed!Top post there earlier Chollis.Sorry,I`m weary and abit drunk to bother with specifics at the moment.

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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chollis Flag Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 2.25pm

What do you call a pig with a spade up it's arse?

Dawn French.


I'll get me coat..........

 


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