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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 2.02pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by Pikester

In that case I would have thought you'd already have their contact details.

I saw Jamie in the Selhurst Arms. I presume it was him as I doubt if anyone else has a Husker Du T Shirt.
I quite regret not going and chatting with him but he looked like he was in a hammering mood and with my boyish good looks I'm never far from danger.

As I've often said, the HOL's very own Dorian Gray.

Edited by Cucking Funt (12 Jun 2016 2.04pm)

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 12 Jun 16 2.15pm

Originally posted by Pikester

In that case I would have thought you'd already have their contact details.

I saw Jamie in the Selhurst Arms. I presume it was him as I doubt if anyone else has a Husker Du T Shirt.
I quite regret not going and chatting with him but he looked like he was in a hammering mood and with my boyish good looks I'm never far from danger.

Ha, I'm sure that's when I met him the first time. In fact he knew I was me because I said that's a husker du t shirt you must be Jamie. He said you must be nick because hardly anyone knows husker du.
The other clue to his identity was the vague aroma of death and felch.

Edit: thinking about it, the smell of felch may have emanated from funty.


Edited by nickgusset (12 Jun 2016 2.18pm)

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 2.28pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

Ha, I'm sure that's when I met him the first time. In fact he knew I was me because I said that's a husker du t shirt you must be Jamie. He said you must be nick because hardly anyone knows husker du.
The other clue to his identity was the vague aroma of death and felch.

Edit: thinking about it, the smell of felch may have emanated from funty.


Edited by nickgusset (12 Jun 2016 2.18pm)

I'm intrigued as to how you acquired this knowledge of the aroma of felch.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Brentmiester_General Flag Front line in the battle against t... 12 Jun 16 2.58pm

Living in Sydney for 13 years exposed me to the worst kind of Facebook w***ery. Loads of [mainly English] ex pats gloating about the weather and beaches and generally w***ing off about Sydney. So annoying

 


"We love you Palace, we f@cking hate Man U, We love you Palace, we hate the brighton too, We love you Palace we play in red 'n' blue, so f@ck you, and you ...

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 12 Jun 16 3.43pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I'm intrigued as to how you acquired this knowledge of the aroma of felch.

From your mum

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 6.22pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

From your mum

Not your own mum, then?

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 12 Jun 16 6.24pm

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

Not your own mum, then?

Didn't you know we are brothers?

 

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premier fan Flag BR4 12 Jun 16 8.57pm Send a Private Message to premier fan Add premier fan as a friend

You can always tell when a woman is on the blob with a random comment like.....'feeling fed up today' etc....

 

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Part Time James Flag 13 Jun 16 10.18am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by premier fan

You can always tell when a woman is on the blob with a random comment like.....'feeling fed up today' etc....

Personally I prefer the vagueness of this rather than "I am in a foul mood because there is so much bloody offal hanging out my fanny it looks like Sharon Tate's lawn"

 




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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 13 Jun 16 10.26am

Originally posted by Cucking Funt

I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sh*t that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist.

I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like.

Ditto. It frustrates me no end when people who have absolutely no use for linkedin are on there. Like my sister. Is there some kind of special network of teaching assistants?

I hate linkedin, but as Mr Funt says, as a contractor is a necessary evil, and it was down to linkedin that I got my current role. Its also the curse as it typically results in people phoning me up about jobs that sound really interesting, and after five minutes they tell me its a permanent position.

It also means you have to 'friend' HR consultants (re: recruiting Nazi) which in itself is the moral equivalent of admitting you can only get aroused by putting your finger in a dogs ars*hole.

But I do have Mr Funt in my Network

 


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Harpo Flag Oxfordshire 14 Jun 16 11.58am Send a Private Message to Harpo Add Harpo as a friend

Everything after the letter f

 

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 15 Jun 16 10.05am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Personally I prefer the vagueness of this rather than "I am in a foul mood because there is so much bloody offal hanging out my fanny it looks like Sharon Tate's lawn"

Lol

 


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