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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 06 Feb 10 12.02am

Henry, Portrait of a Serial Keller

Fascinating insight into Henry Kelly's predilection for depriving himself of all 5 senses bar touch.
This week we find out that his favourite colour is corduroy.

 

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morganistic Flag 06 Feb 10 11.20am Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

hehe

Attack of the Keller Tomatoes
How fruit grown by Helen's touch alone went on the rampage

 


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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 06 Feb 10 12.59pm

Joey

That bloke from Friends plays the 'challenged' Joey Deacon.
This weeks episode features the infamous Blue Peter incident when some shyster claimed to be able to translate what our Joey was saying.

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 06 Feb 10 1.04pm

Kell's Kitchen

Chaos ensues this week as Helen takes over the running of The Ivy.
Will Kate Moss forgive Miss Keller for serving up uncooked linguine? Will head chef Stephen Tonki, ever be able to get the s*** out of the fridge?

 

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morganistic Flag 06 Feb 10 8.24pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Play Your 'Tards Right
Morally reprehensible game show sees the despicable Bruce Forsyth exploiting developmentally challenged human beings for derisory cash prizes. W*nker

 


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Quote morganistic at 06 Feb 2010 8:24pm

Play Your 'Tards Right
Morally reprehensible game show sees the despicable Bruce Forsyth exploiting developmentally challenged human beings for derisory cash prizes. W*nker


They're all brilliant but this one made me laugh lots and lots.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 06 Feb 10 9.25pm

Quote morganistic at 06 Feb 2010 8:24pm

Play Your 'Tards Right
Morally reprehensible game show sees the despicable Bruce Forsyth exploiting developmentally challenged human beings for derisory cash prizes. W*nker


genius

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 06 Feb 10 9.26pm

Mary, Monger and Midge

Miss Whitehouse, Mr Ure from Ultravox and Mr Deacon discuss the weeks events.

Edited by nickgusset (06 Feb 2010 9:27pm)

(sorry if I offend anyone I don't mean it-you can call me a cant if you want)

Edited by nickgusset (06 Feb 2010 9:32pm)

 

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fubar 07 Feb 10 1.20pm

Nigel X

Epic story of how a previously uncharismatic season ticket holder in the Holmesdale Upper went underground to fight to save his club from hedge fund sharks. See how from a humble upbringing in West Wickham he went on to the form the red and blue panthers and take on the institutions holding his club to ransom.

Buy all programmes necessary

 


too far gone.. aint no way back

this post was sponsored by fubar.com

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morganistic Flag 07 Feb 10 5.55pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

Through The Kay-hole
After Family Fortunes star Vernon's drink is spiked with ketamine, miniature replicas of celebrities' houses are inserted up his rectum. Members of the public are then invited to rummage round and identify who lives there with the aid of tiny fibre optic cameras.

 


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samprior Flag Hamburg 07 Feb 10 11.39pm Send a Private Message to samprior Add samprior as a friend

Race Discrimination - The Fast and The Fuhrer

In the build up to the 2012 Olympics, the BNP have used up their entire campaign budget to produce this 2 minute spectacular. Using CGI technology, the programme ignites a new sporting rivalry between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler in the form of a 100m race.

Commentary provided by Ron Atkinson.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 08 Feb 10 8.23am Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Harry Potter and the Philosophers Bone.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Semen.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner Of Arse Kebab.

A now 33 year old Daniel Ratcliffe is a long way from the cute little 10 year old who enchanted us as Harry in the first of the films based JR Hartleys books.

As work has dried up Daniel has been forced into a series of gay porn films to make ends meet

Tonight Morg TV begins the series with a trilogy of these movies

 


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