sh*t don't know Stuk. is it summin to do with a wall?

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what's the difference between an egg and a p*nis?

you can't teach your grandmother to suck eggs

apologies to anyone who has a fellating nan

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Dodi's tomb was to be fitted with central heating until they realised that he
already had a radiator on his chest.

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

I think the funniest and ironic thing is that I was coming back from a break from the HOL (after being cheesed off with some plonker or other) and sparked off the biggest ruck we've seen for ages and caused another walk out. Brilliant!

Anyway.... what have George Best and Jan Dildo got in common?

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

hee heee. chollis, is it 'they both shat on their own doorstep?'

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And they've all been on the radio!