Ant and Dec. I am genuinely mystified why they win award after award when they're just two completely unfunny plonkers.

I want to add Alexander Armstrong and Jeremy Vine to list again.

Wayne Rooney.

I have now sufficient funds to last me the rest of my life. Provided I don't buy anything.

I know I’ll have the modern younger generation saying to me “oooh someone different to me, I hate him” line, But I’m afraid I’m with you, he just gives me the creeps tbh

You selfish b******. Juts because someone is different doesn’t give you the right to disrespect them so flagrantly.

Please stop being so narrow minded. It isn’t “he gives you the creeps” anymore. It’s “she gives you the creeps”

She’s also a grade A bell end.

No, he should top anyone's list, as i have said before my dad took 6 eggs to Croydon crown court to throw at him, but couldn't get close enough, so he came home and made a big omelette

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

Brilliant

He wasn’t worth wasting good eggs on anyway

Lucy Worsley, the British historian and author as well as companies who book their engineers to visit you who then fail to turn up within their allotted times. Either calling/texting to say they have been delayed, overrunning or fail to notify you at all.