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crystalsteve Flag Colwyn Bay 26 Jun 18 8.57am Send a Private Message to crystalsteve Add crystalsteve as a friend

When the Missus changes the TV volume and leaves it on an odd number .... and when she leaves it on a prime number don't even go there!!

 

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 26 Jun 18 10.11am Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by crystalsteve

When the Missus changes the TV volume and leaves it on an odd number .... and when she leaves it on a prime number don't even go there!!

There are two options Steve
Therapy for you or a hit man for her
Just saying !

 

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 26 Jun 18 11.01am Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

Halloween

It’ll be thanksgiving soon. Mark my words.

 


COYP

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Ginger Pubic Wig Flag Wickham de L'Ouest 26 Jun 18 12.12pm Send a Private Message to Ginger Pubic Wig Add Ginger Pubic Wig as a friend

Originally posted by cryrst

It would all be part of a cunning plan though
Go on, just this once.
You might feel a smidgen of childlike glee watching your nipper pulling bits of lead from a sharpener.
The same glee he gets watching you watching him dropping them whilst steaming from your ears.

I might just give this a go. There are two issues. One, it would set a dangerous, dangerous precedent of taking parenting advice from HOL; two, I don't know if I can.

 


If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

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cryrst Flag The garden of England 26 Jun 18 12.19pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by Ginger Pubic Wig

I might just give this a go. There are two issues. One, it would set a dangerous, dangerous precedent of taking parenting advice from HOL; two, I don't know if I can.

To be honest this site will have posters with far more experience at life and situations.
Like parents I suppose.
Keep us updated as I reckon it's got a few miles to run.

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards so many memories Flag basingstoke 26 Jun 18 12.27pm Send a Private Message to so many memories Add so many memories as a friend

Tosser's who press pelican crossing's when not a single car, traffic within 100 yards and cross anyway invariably when the lights red they've f****d off down the otherside of the pavement.w***ers.

 


Get it on-get it in-F**K OFF ALAN HANSEN!!

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Pussay Patrol Flag 26 Jun 18 1.39pm

People at work who think they are the Office clown and still say irritating things like "good moaning" and only have puns are their main form of comedy

 


Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 26 Jun 18 3.01pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

clients that book me for exterior painting a few months away and inbetween decide to carry out someinitial prep or filling themselves or totally spam up cracks/holes in silicone, making an additional half day stripping out their mess.
anything to do with Farrow & Ball, anything...
childrens wallpaper, usually a tad thinner than bog roll.
20 mile an hour speed zones, therefore some people do 15 miles ph in it.

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 26 Jun 18 3.17pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

that's nothing.
last time i went to the bog at Gatwick airport somebody had taken a dump on the floor of the cubicle and the loo was stuffed full with paper.
a bit of pish on the seat would've been a preferable alternative.

Must have been the Palace bus driver going on his holidays

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 26 Jun 18 3.33pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

clients that book me for exterior painting a few months away and inbetween decide to carry out someinitial prep or filling themselves or totally spam up cracks/holes in silicone, making an additional half day stripping out their mess.
anything to do with Farrow & Ball, anything...
childrens wallpaper, usually a tad thinner than bog roll.
20 mile an hour speed zones, therefore some people do 15 miles ph in it.

Why farrow and ball, apart from being really expensive?

 


COYP

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monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 Jun 18 4.43pm Send a Private Message to monkey Add monkey as a friend

People who drive straight onto their drives when they live on a busy main road, which means they risk carnage by having to reverse, unsighted out onto said busy main road!!

 

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 26 Jun 18 7.25pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Originally posted by monkey

People who drive straight onto their drives when they live on a busy main road, which means they risk carnage by having to reverse, unsighted out onto said busy main road!!

On that subject, people who pave over the entirety of their front gardens, giving wildlife fewer and fewer options. Ditto for putting decking down in back gardens. Tossers.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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