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Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 9.09am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"The de Boer", a very effective contraceptive device comprising of several dutch caps.

 




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Painter Flag Croydon 28 Jun 17 9.14am Send a Private Message to Painter Add Painter as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Not aware I was posed this question.

I have known my wife for 35 years and to my knowledge has NOT used these gadgets.

PS - Just a thought. I heard my wife once saying "Good vibrations" but I assumed she was talking about the song by the 'Beach boys' !

Edited by Willo (27 Jun 2017 7.54pm)

I would imagine your activities are restricted now by her indoors.
Gone are the days you were trussed up with an orange in your mouth to shut you up, whilst being whipped.
In good old Tory traditions.

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 28 Jun 17 9.19am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Painter

I would imagine your activities are restricted now by her indoors.
Gone are the days you were trussed up with an orange in your mouth to shut you up, whilst being whipped.
In good old Tory traditions.

 

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derby eagle Flag Derby 28 Jun 17 9.20am Send a Private Message to derby eagle Add derby eagle as a friend

The "'Johnny' Williams" a double ender with a battery only at one end. The other suseptable to breaking. Needs to be returned for a replacement every so often.

 

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Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 9.29am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"The Akinbiyi" for when you're not bothered about scoring very often.

 




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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 9.29am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

The Remy
Prick made of glass

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Part Time James Flag 28 Jun 17 9.47am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

"The Zaha", does a lot of amazing stuff all around your box and 9 times out of 10 he'll go down on you.

 




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manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 10.52am Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

"The Sammy Lee " small in size but full of energy

The " Jimbo Canon" the powerhouse

The Hennessy great on the G spot but lousy on the near post

 


South London & Proud
Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it.
Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough

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manwitheagletattoo Flag Somewhere in England 28 Jun 17 10.54am Send a Private Message to manwitheagletattoo Add manwitheagletattoo as a friend

Remy & Wickham loves medical instruments

Edited by manwitheagletattoo (28 Jun 2017 10.54am)

 


South London & Proud
Sometimes I really wonder if family are really worth it.
Because it doesn’t matter how time and affection you give
It’s never enough

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susmik Flag PLYMOUTH -But Made in Old Coulsdon... 28 Jun 17 10.55am Send a Private Message to susmik Add susmik as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

Dear me.
Things these young people get up to these days.
All these so called "Sex toys" etc etc.


Yep willo she should have stuck to just having d1ck stuck up her bum.

 


Supported Palace for over 69 years since the age of 7 and have seen all the ups and downs and will probably see many more ups and downs before I go up to the big football club in the sky.

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Michaelawt85 Flag Bexley 28 Jun 17 10.56am Send a Private Message to Michaelawt85 Add Michaelawt85 as a friend

Originally posted by susmik

Yep willo she should have stuck to just having d1ck stuck up her bum.

At least it can't get lost up there which is handy

 


When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

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Lyons550 Flag Shirley 28 Jun 17 10.57am Send a Private Message to Lyons550 Add Lyons550 as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

Yeah but it's a lot harder to get the little men out of your arse.


I was always wary of mates who had a linesman but no flag!

 


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