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 Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 03 Jun 16 6.34pm |
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A pair of irresistibly slappable c*ntsuckers.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 03 Jun 16 7.19pm |
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Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs
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 Stuk Top half 03 Jun 16 7.48pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Can't be much worse than my wedding. Photos of me had been put on Facebook before I even got to the reception ffs Rude. At least you didn't pay someone "thousands of pounds" for it though.
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bertshead  Castlederg 03 Jun 16 9.23pm |
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Originally posted by paperhat
"wealth management consultant" so, mortgage/financial adviser then. Not belittling either job, but give it its real title ffs, it's like calling a drug dealer a pharmaceutical distribution agent. Wealth Management Consultant my arse, the attention seeking c*** is nothing but a loanshark.
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| Pete53 Hassocks 11 Jun 16 4.21pm |
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People who use Facebook for earnest causes. Pop-ups e.g. you only have to brush someones name with your mouse for their details spring up. Facebook trying to be clever - I recently got some wretched video compilation of my "friends and memories" accompanied by soupy music. Of course this was completely randomly generated and the same status was given to my children as some bod I communicated with once and haven't been bothered to de-friend. Any video posted that begins with "watch this you won't believe what happens next"
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 11 Jun 16 11.24pm |
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Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves.
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Kermit8  Hevon 11 Jun 16 11.26pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves. Great post Funty and quite inspirational. Mind if I use it?
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| Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 11.09am |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Not so much Facebook but certainly epidemic on LinkedIn; posting pictures showing 'inspiring' quotations (frequently out of context) from 'inspiring' business people (Branson, Gates, Jobs etc) or 'inspiring' public figures (Obama, Mandela, JFK, MLK etc) and attracting comments like 'so true' or 'thought for the day' from limp wristed c*ntwits who are incapable of thinking for themselves. So true.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 12.04pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
So true. Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'.
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| Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.13pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
Now don't forget to share it with your 'network'. What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid. Networks are for Benders.
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Jun 16 1.24pm |
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Originally posted by Pikester
What is all this 'Network' balls. I've got a few people I used to work with who I'll occasionally have a beer with and a whole load who I cross the road to avoid. Networks are for Benders. I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sh*t that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist. I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like.
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| Pikester Worthing 12 Jun 16 1.54pm |
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Originally posted by Cucking Funt
I only use LinkedIn because, as a contractor, I need to be visible to recruiters when I'm looking for a new gig (like now, for instance) and, unfortunately, LinkedIn is one of the first places they look. The sh*t that gets posted is cringeworthy in the extreme and I resisted joining it for a long time but dinosaurs like me need to be on it because most recruiters are a bunch of 12 year olds for whom the world beyond t'internet simply doesn't exist. I hate it but, sadly, I have to be involved with it. And it's the only way I was able to discover what JamieMartin90210 looks like. In that case I would have thought you'd already have their contact details. I saw Jamie in the Selhurst Arms. I presume it was him as I doubt if anyone else has a Husker Du T Shirt.
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