Ever since me and Mr Michael Senior bought a computer for our son, it's been impossible to drag the little angel away from it! He keeps telling me how many friends he has on this particular website and how wonderful they all are. I thought I'd have a look at the site and when I did, what did I find but all you nasty people making fun out of him!!!!

My son is a lovely boy who, between ourselves, hasn't exactly hit it off with the girlies. One of the reasons we bought him his computer was so that he could make friends more easily and, as his mother, it breaks my heart to see my little cherub's face when he sees all the nasty comments you beasts have made about him. I think it's because you're all jealous of all the nice things we've bought him for his bedroom (20 seat cinema, 32 track recording studio, replica Alpine ski resort, strobe lights, Olympic sized swimming pool etc.). Me and Mr Michael Senior have worked hard to provide the best for our son and it makes me sick to hear all you irresponsible people giving him a hard time of it. What's the point of having a son if you can't give him everything he wants, I'd like to know.

I want to single out certain people here whose attitude is particularly offensive:

Halfmanhalfslug

You don't seem to have anything to do except post messages on here - do you, in fact, have a job?

Cucking Funt

What kind of role model for my son are you?

Saxon Eagle

Is it because you're an accountant that you're so bitter towards my little Michael?

Bexter

All this flirting with other people on this board is quite simply, shameless. When I was younger, girls didn't spend their time posting on internet message boards! You've made my baby very flustered indeed!

Petealiator

Can you use shorter words in your postings,please? Keep them to two syllables or less as my son finds it hard to keep up with them otherwise. By the way, I understand that you and Bexter are a bit of an item. Is this true?

All the rest of you

If you don't stop making all these nasty comments about my son, he'll go off and support Manchester United. Then you'll be sorry!

Finally, I just wanted to thank KAOS, philsclass and elsden for helping the lad with his spelling. Respect to you guys!

Excellent post, even the sig is funny.

So come on, who deserves the credit? Eddie Hitler, you must be one of the prime suspects!

face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005
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Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno

some of the websites here are filtered, often i can't get in because it is "gambling" or "sport" or something silly.... this homepage came up as "tasteless"

I think Matt might be involved somewhere

Not me, honest. I wish it was!

For the record, I do have a job... I just doss around a lot. It's called "management".

face up to your share of the blame you filthy terrorist sympathiser - Petealiator 8/7/2005
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Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality - Theodor Adorno

It's not me....I think it must be Matt or Pikey.

ROFLMAO

Some one took quality time to do this, i know for a fact my mum never wrote this, cos she cant even switch the bloody computer on, let alone type.

LOL, Its dig michael week out, this week. Keep em coming, ends 12midnight sunday.

Unless you orrible ba5stards, still take the pi55 out of me, and make me commit sucide, ie hang myself, slash my wrist.